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Tiffany Trump to launch… a gay lifestyle brand? What?

Look out, world! Donald Trump’s youngest daughter, Tiffany, is finally ready for her moment in the spotlight!

Wikipedia lists Tiffany Ariana Trump’s occupation as “Internet celebrity, model, singer.” Now, it appears she may be hoping to add yet another feather in her cap.

Borrowing a page from her older sister Ivanka’s playbook, the 23-year-old Kappa Alpha Theta sorority girl is said to be launching her very own “lifestyle brand,” which will specifically cater to… LGBTQ people?

What?

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“Tiffany’s been around gay people, like, her whole life,” a source close the only child of Donald Trump and Marla Maples said on April 1. “Her BFF is totally gay, and so is her riding instructor. They’re all constantly asking for her opinions on stuff, so she figured, hey, why not make it into a business?”

For the record, Tiffany does not identify as LGBTQ herself.

The brand is rumored to include an online magazine, as well as an online catalogue that will sell everything from home goods to clothing and accessories, all hand-selected by Tiffany.

“Think Gwyneth [Paltrow]’s site Goop, but for gays,” the source says. “Tiff has, like, a really amazing eye for the things gay people are into. Sometimes she jokes that she used to be a gay man in a past life!”

Related: But of course Donald Trump is giving the commencement speech at a university that bans LGBTQ people

The source says Tiffany also hopes the brand will help clear up some of the misconceptions people have about her family’s stance on LGBTQ people.

Since Donald Trump took office in January, the White House has deleted the LGBT rights page from its official website, axed the White House Office of AIDS Policy, announced massive cuts to the HIV/AIDS research budget, and said it was eliminating LGBTQ citizens from the 2020 census.

“A lot of people have this idea that they’re, like, against the gays or something, but that’s just not true,” the source says. “Nobody respects LGBTs and Qs more than them. And Tiffany’s new brand will prove that.”

We wonder if the brand will be as successful as her 2014 foray into music?


Here’s wishing Tiffany all the best on her latest endeavor, and all of you a very happy April Fool’s Day!

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16 Comments

  • surreal33

    BITCH, please have several seats!!!

  • J.T.

    Haha. You got me on this one. Like all good pranks it was totally believable. These people are so arrogant, so hypocritical, and so tone deaf that it made perfect sense for one of them to milk the community of money while their oppression of us continued unabated.

  • paul dorian lord fredine

    maybe she’s sincere but maybe she’s not and, like her family, it just could be an ‘anything for a buck’ endeavor. she really wants to show she’s lgbtq supportive, then she should donate some or all proceeds to lgbtq charities. and if she really is sincere, it’s not going to change (at least my) perceptions concerning her father.

    • ShowMeGuy

      giggles

  • GayEGO

    I can just imagine that Trump grabbed his daughter Tiffany’s………and gave her a good spanking for tying him to gay people.

  • Jack Meoff

    Why do these dumb heiresses think they can start a music career based on autotune.

  • Ditamo

    If I was her, I would let her father leave the White House, merry some guy and take his last name, wait 10 years and then launch a brand….

    Donald Trump has destroyed their family name, and because of his actions, all of his kids are now target for ridicule and dismay.

    • scotshot

      And they’re still worth billions.

    • Ditamo

      Billionaires don’t con desperate students out of their money…..nor do they invite people to a party and than charge them per plate (unless its for charity, which it wasn’t…the money was for himself), nor do they create charities, take money from other people than right it off as their own charitable donation. So ya…..I have serious doubt he is one.

      Although, he might become a billionaire by the time he is done with his presidency and is finished ransacking our country. Ever heard of Hosni Mubarak and his kids in Egypt? There wasn’t one profitable company in that country that wasn’t partially owned by the Mubarak family by the end of his presidency……which by the way was fully supported by the USA.

  • OzJosh

    Rather than setting out to simply make money from LGBTQ people, maybe she could have a word in her father’s ear about his anti-gay policies.

  • ShowMeGuy

    Happy April Fools’ Day…….bitches.

  • gayjim1969

    After the third ‘like” I knew it was an April Fool’s joke: I don’t imagine Tiffany hangs around with many Valley girls. Like, totally!

  • batesmotel

    April Fools or not, maybe she should really consider it. We rarely hear about Tiffany. The ignored sibling it sometimes seems.

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