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On last night’s True Blood, we met the vampire gays. They are non-living versions of Martha Stewart who drink blood. (Warning: Spoilers ahead, and in video above.)
In gallops Russell Edgington, the Vampire King of Mississippi (played by Denis O’Hare), who takes (kidnaps?) vampire Bill to his gorgeous estate, where his lover Talbot (played by Theo Alexander) awaits to escort Bill to his beautifully appointed suite.
Look at all the adornments! The courtesy and etiquette seeping from Russell and Talbot’s veins! Classical music playing upon arrival! And we didn’t even get to their little dinner party yet.
How refreshing to know that even when we’re dead, we’ll still be able to entertain guests.