A young woman sitting at an airport bar in Cleveland on Halloween overheard two women talking at the next table over. The young woman quickly realized she needed to stick around to hear what was going on.
To make a long story short: The two women suspected that their husbands, Richard and Jeffrey, were cheating on them… with each other. So they booked a flight together to crash the men’s alleged “business trip” in Chicago and hopefully get to the bottom of things.
Lucky for us, the woman eavesdropping live tweeted the entire conversation…
There are two women next to me at the airport bar who are flying cross-country to ambush their husbands they think are sleeping together.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
The women have never met until this moment. “Hopefully I’ll gain a sister in you if I lose my husband.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
I am going to live-tweet the fuck out of my eavesdropping.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
“Why can’t they be honest? There’s no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don’t care if there gay. I care they lie.” ?
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They’ve ordered shots. Based on their faces, one woman is a seasoned pro. The other has never had a shot in her entire life.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
I’ve never seen a 50+ year old white lady snap gum with this much vigor. Shot lady: “My daughter’s boyfriend thought my husband was gay.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
“I thought he was an asshole. I guess he’s just clairvoyant.”
She ordered another round.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
One of the women has a grandson. They’re sharing pics of their kids’ Halloween costumes. Shot lady: “Our husbands should be Bert and Ernie.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She’s patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “There’s a Netflix show about this.” SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “There’s a Netflix show about this.” SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They’re currently laughing at cute animal videos. This is so pure except I know gum lady is gonna cry at any moment.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot lady wants to go to the terminal. Gum lady wants to finish her wine. I want them to stay with me forever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is breathing really heavy. “I’m so glad you still have a sense of humor. I’m struggling to hang on to mine.”
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “Our husbands are fucking, or we’re both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise.” ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They’re cashing out. Gum lady is laughing. Shot lady is holding her hand. I’M GOING TO CRY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum Lady: “At least my husband’s boyfriend has good taste in women.” Shot Lady: “Yea. You’re pretty okay too.” THIS IS 100% GRACE & FRANKIE.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: “We can do this.” Gum Lady: “You’re right. We can.” Shot lady pounded something dark. They have left me.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you’re on a “business trip” in Chicago…your wives are coming for you. And they’ve bonded.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Josh447
There’s the script, now let’s have the movie!
fprovidence
been done
AndThenTheresMax
Already done. It’s called, “Grace and Frankie” on Netflix. Watch it. It’s hysterical.
pigforddaniel
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Brody
Newsflash, ladies:
If your husbands go by Jeffrey and Richard, and not Jeff and Rich, then it should come as no surprise that they’re gay.
Heywood Jablowme
Ha! And a three-way with Michael – never Mike!
Herman75
And if it’s Jeffery, then he’s gay as a tangerine.
broadshoulder
Are you expecting sympathy for this? I thought this was a gay website. Why are we putting up with bisexuals who marry?
Armiya
Newsflash d*ckbag! This covers all LGBTQI issues (so they say, then again calling this a news site is literally a joke. Case in point, this story here). No need to be bi phobic. I’m sure plenty weren’t impressed when you personally came out!
broadshoulder
You don’t like what I say. Then don’t read it. Uou and your saggy fat arse can push off
Umoja
Gay or bisexual men that marry women for social conformity are victims of patriarchy (and its compulsory heterosexuality and monogamy). Their wives deserve understanding but not vengeance.
Armiya
Definitely not fat and definitely not saggy, old man. Hilarious you called me 12 years old. Obviously you know too many of them who have turned you down.
Frank
Dear Ladies,
Encourage them to have sex, video tape it and then release it to the world…if you are NOT going to share…you are not going to get an iota of care from any self-respecting gay man…
We want to see the sex and they better be pounding the stuffing out of each other and please make it bareback…
Creamsicle
Meh. Chances are good that they’re not hot enough for the majority of the gay internet to care if they releases a sex tape.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Is Mr. Gremore moonlighting as an agent for lying attention whores now? Also I now realise Twitter verification is essentially meaningless
Heywood Jablowme
I eagerly await the opinion of “Jaxton/Brian/Jason” on this one!
PinkoOfTheGange
It was a disappointment if you ask me
Jaxton
In the battle of the sexes, male bisexuality empowers men over women.
That’s why liberals don’t like to talk about it – it destroys that which is most “holy” to liberals ie girl power. –
Liberals frown upon male bisexuality but think female bisexuality is “hot”.
Armiya
Hey f uckface! I’m very liberal and don’t see anything wrong about bisexuality. As usual your comments are bullshit. Gay people PERIOD, in many ways think bisexuals are “confused”. Sound familiar? It’s a clue of their own garbage they heard about being gay, growing up. We get it. You hate liberals, and are the world’s foremost authority on them, so because you’re such a s*itstain, you bring up liberal vs conservative in EVERY conversation because in your small mind, that’s just how it is. Your last sentence has nothing to do with politics, but clearly homophobia and there are plenty of liberals who are homophobic themselves. So quit making every argument about politics, and get out of your parents basement, take a day off from flipping burgers, and actually see the world.
PinkoOfTheGange
What are you going on about this time Jax?
broadshoulder
Armiya is a 12 year old bisexual with a saggy arse
Armiya
Oh you sure told me, didn’t you?
Armiya
As for the saggy ass comment, looking at your profile pic…I’m sure even 12 year olds would turn you down.
surreal33
It is amazing that spouse could be so blind as to not know her husband is gay.
How do you live and sleep with someone for years and not know?
At some point, it comes down to willful ignorance.
Jaxton
The husband is not gay-identifying, and there is no evidence that he practises homosexuality even if he might also be attracted to men.
The whole thing smells of “woman feels threatened by the power of male sexuality, especially male bisexuality”. I get so annoyed with these women.
gravityyaoi
As interesting as this is, someone needs to chastise the tweeter on listening in on other people’s very personal and traumatizing private conversations then feeling they have the permission to share it with the internet.
Creamsicle
Social media was made for this kind of shit though. It’s either “my crazy day,” posts or pithy “#blessed” posts. At least this one seemed to end on a positive note.
The men and women involved might feel that they have the courage to own that this happened to them when they see the support for them on social media. Even the cheating husbands are being given a little bit of sympathy as men who felt the need to hide their sexuality for so long, and whose wives feel more betrayed by the deception than by the gayness/bisexuality.
Mick406
Well . . . what an abrupt and disappointing ending. I was hoping they would find their two hubbies shacked up somewhere and we could hear about some graphic hot sex. Plus . . . the two gals getting all hot and bothered by it instead of upset and then joining in! Now, THAT’S a story!