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WATCH: Gay Gingers Plot To Save the Redhead Race

From the Second City Network comes this disturbing clip, in which firecrotch fags Jamison Scala and Tom DeTrini discover that gingers will be extinct within 100 years and decide to take it upon themselves to “breed like the Mormons.” Eww…

Why are carrottops so important, anyway? Asks Scala, “Without redheads how would parents know which stepchild to beat?!?”

Fair point.

 

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4 Comments

  • CMObrero

    I like gingers. I love gingers =( Gingers are HOT xD

  • F

    I like gingers. I love gingers. Gingers are hot. But they have a point, (two, actually, counting saving from extinction), most people are intolerant towards gingers. Wonder what albinos would say about this…

  • AedanRoberts

    That was actually really funny and well done.

    Well played gingers. Well played.

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