RED MENACE

WATCH: Gay Gingers Plot To Save the Redhead Race

From the Second City Network comes this disturbing clip, in which firecrotch fags Jamison Scala and Tom DeTrini discover that gingers will be extinct within 100 years and decide to take it upon themselves to “breed like the Mormons.” Eww…

Why are carrottops so important, anyway? Asks Scala, “Without redheads how would parents know which stepchild to beat?!?”

Fair point.