531960_433344026755637_866517178_nEquality House, the rainbow-colored non-profit LGBT center stationed across the street from the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, has been known to kill their Fag-Hating neighbors with kindness — a 5-year -old girl sold lemonade for peace over the summer, which naturally led the WBC to call her a “fag enabler” — but come next month they’ll be killing ’em with sequins: the Equality House is planning a Drag Walk-a-Thon.

Yesterday, EH posted on its Facebook:

On October 26th Planting Peace will be hosting the first annual Equality House drag themed walk-a-thon! We are inviting you, your family, and your friends to all come out and parade around the Westboro Baptist Church with us whether in costume or not but either way raising money for the charity and looking fabulous during the whole event!! If you or a team would like to sign up or receive more information please send us a Facebook message!!

Will the Phelpses dare to bring it to the floor? Will Shirley Phelps-Roper finally experience the magical kiss of makeup upon her hollow, hateful cheeks? Will Rev. Fred Phelps tuck what exists of his manhood and throw on a sensible one-piece — or a daring bikini (gasp!) — for the swimsuit category we’re assuming will be part of this ball?

Probably no fucking way, but these questions and more will be answered October 26 at the Equality House’s First Annual(?) Drag Walk-A-Thon. They’re hoping to get legendary supermodel of the world RuPaul to host — what say you Ru?


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