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When Memes Collide: Lohanthony Stars In “Harlem Shake” With Fierce Broadway Dancers

By Dan Avery March 1, 2013 at 6:03am · 12 comments

WATCH: Just when you thought the Harlem Shake was ovah, it’s come back—and brought “calling all the basic bitches” meme mastermind Lohanthony with it.

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  • Fidelio

    Jesus fucking Christ, Mother of Mary, if I see or hear one more Harlem Shake parody I am going to vomit into my mouth.

    March 1, 2013 at 8:03am
  • Gigi Gee

    Who cares about Lohanthony? My future husband is @0:20, centre stage. Hello!

    March 1, 2013 at 9:03am
  • Gotjee

    @Gigi Gee: I’m metaphorically speaking, of course. I don’t know of any STD that causes sores, let alone ones that eat away the tongue. And I would never genuinely wish any std on anyone, because that’s horrid. But I stand by the sentiment of my statement, this little monster is horrendously obnoxious, and when I see him I get a crazy flash-forward to when he’s turned into the next Perez Hilton. And these types are *not* as harmless as those poor silly Kardashian or Hilton twits. Soulless opportunists like him actually do ruin lives. I’m mostly a pacifist, believe it or not, and a very invested feminist (still working on some internalized homophobia though, obviously), but there are certain things that just make my blood boil. I’d have a hard time retaining myself from reading the snot out of a self-centered little skeeze like Whatevertony if I met him in real life. For fuck’s sakes he inspired his moniker on Lindsay Lohan like only the most trashy, empty-headed Tumblr queens do.

    March 1, 2013 at 10:03am
  • Thomathy

    I grew out of it.

    May he will too. What I’m more interested in though, is how that child is going to repay me for daring to click the play button.

    I’m a sick, sick masochist, I know …but this time I feel very much like a victim.

    March 1, 2013 at 11:03am
  • Thomathy

    Soulless opportunists like him actually do ruin lives.

    Soulless is metaphorical too?

    He’s 14. He owes me my time. Ruining anything other than a few minutes is not one of this kid’s fortés, so save the hyperbole.

    Now, where do I file my victim’s statement?

    (Incidentally, I can think of a few STDs that cause sores, possibly even on the tongue.)

    March 1, 2013 at 11:03am
  • Gotjee

    @Thomathy: Yeah, I don’t know what compelled me to write that because I know full well that some STD’s do cause sores. I guess this REALLY isn’t the day for me to comment on anything.

    March 1, 2013 at 11:03am
  • jacknasty

    I don’t know what a Lohantony is but if it has anything to do with that video I’m not going to bother googling it to find out. Also who are the parents of that main kid who looks like he’s just begging to be molested by a priest or something?

    March 1, 2013 at 6:03pm
  • zaneymcbanes

    Watching him dance like that made me feel all kinds of uncomfortable…

    March 1, 2013 at 7:03pm
  • LaTeesha

    @Eric Auerbach: You know a teen that’s not annoying? I’ll have to guess that you’ve never raised any. Ask yo’ momma. She’ll tell you what an annoying fuck you were as a teenager.

    March 1, 2013 at 10:03pm
  • LaTeesha

    @jacknasty: Probably some straight parents. They ain’t hardly ever worth a shit.

    March 1, 2013 at 10:03pm
  • FStratford

    These comments here remind me of our old dear grampa grumpy neighbor who always shouts at us to get off his lawn! He makes good barbq though and I later on learned to appreciate his taste for Brahms, Bach and Beethoven.

    Older people will never be into any dance/music that cray cray young kids are into. That’s almost as sure in life as death and taxes.

    March 2, 2013 at 5:03am
  • Eric Auerbach

    @LaTeesha: My mother was murdered when I was 11, you insensitive bitch.

    March 2, 2013 at 11:03am

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