We know how many of you fussycats out there are addicted to Starbucks. You need your double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate-brownie Frappuccino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside-down double-blended.

But just so you know Christopher Cristwell, a nearly naked Starbucks barista with a sweet butt, hates when you order that.

Cristwell got fired mid-shift on Tuesday for producing this truly excellent viral video, which complains about Latinos who order fancy caramel Frappuccinos, overweight customers who add too much sugar syrup to their drinks, and parents with noisy kids. But now Starbucks finds themselves in the awkward position of being unable to ignore the video’s popularity (especially among customers and employees).

How much you wanna bet the coffee company hires Cristwell to do a tongue-in-cheek advertisement?

As long as he does it in his boxer briefs, pour us another cup.

Video via chrissizle

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