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Shouldn’t We Be Thrilled Nick Gruber Is Leaving A Life Of Porn For A Life of Calvin Klein Posturing?

Do you know how often stupid text bitchfights, like the one Calvin Klein’s boyfriend Nick Gruber is having with Playgirl promoter Daniel Nardicio, happen? ALL THE TIME. My god, cool it down gentlemen. Apparently Nardicio was trying to get Gruber to be in the magazine, but Gruber wasn’t texting back all the thing he wanted to hear, so he ran to Michael Musto to complain.

Says Nardicio: “I had contacted him a long time ago about posing in Playgirl, before he was outed as a porn star. I kept trying to meet up with him and he kept blowing me off, with monosyllabic texts, yet he said he’d do Playgirl as long as he got the cover. Finally, in frustration I texted him to forget it, and he came back with ‘You only want me because of my fame, so you can go fuck yourself.’ To that I told him that in three years when Klein tired of blowing him, he’d be just another bottle blond looking for work, so he should be more respectful of people trying to give him work. He then texted, ‘Calvin is my partner — you don’t understand because you don’t have that.’ (Uh, I do.) He added, ‘I am famous now, and people want me for my fame, and you should be careful ’cause of the people I know and what they could do to you.’ A threat from an ex-porn star, currently overly botoxed boytoy???? Should I be scared??”

No, but Gruber should be at bedtime.

By:           JD
On:           Feb 17, 2011
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  • 18 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      I’m not sure what the big thing is…I thought that most Porn Stars switched over to hooking for the real money and that the films were more of their business cards than anything else.

      Feb 17, 2011 at 10:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chopsie
      Chopsie

      When the old man throws him out, he’ll be back to porn. Personally, I’d throw his dick to the yard dogs…

      Feb 17, 2011 at 10:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greenmanTN
      greenmanTN

      Gruber should be careful because he’s already displaying the hubris that tends to get “trophies” kicked out on their ear. It’s more or less “Don’t you know who I am?!” and that’s the problem. Yes, people who read gossip pages do know exactly who, and what, you are, Anna Nicole Smith with a dick. Then following up with “I know people who can destroy you”? First of all, no you don’t. Calvin Klein may know people who can throw obstacles into the professional paths of others, but being courtesan to the Crypt Keeper is not the same thing as being the Crypt Keeper. Secondly, saying obnoxious things like that tends to turn people against you, even those who couldn’t bother to care much about you one way or the other before.

      Feb 17, 2011 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Chopsie:

      Even more sad, he’ll be kept around long enough so that by the time he is tossed out he will have put on some weight and not be able to do good porn. He’ll do whatever it is, that Marc Jacobs exes who aren’t on reality shows do.

      Feb 17, 2011 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rodrigo
      rodrigo

      How can someone out you as a porn star? Someone you know is bound to see you eventually!

      Feb 17, 2011 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ousslander
      ousslander

      pron, prostitution is all the same thing. Cam is right the movies are just commercials. As for Nadicio each time I read about him he seems more and more like a douche bag. He seems to be the one with the attitude. I mean, HOw dare someone turn him down and not jump at the chance to have a naked pic on the web.

      There’s glory and fame for you. Please.

      Feb 17, 2011 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
      Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

      On Nicks side!

      Also, if he’s smart he will save and by three years will still be more loaded then this playgirl guy!

      He’s still young enough that if he wanted he could get another old rich dude!

      Feb 17, 2011 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks
      justiceontherocks

      @Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England): It doesn’t work that way. The boy toy gets trinkets, not money.

      Feb 17, 2011 at 11:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtis
      Curtis

      Calvin better be careful doesn’t he see all the stories of older gay men being killed by there young tricks.

      Feb 17, 2011 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Casey
      Casey

      UGH….imagine having to sleep with that every night. And I mean either of them……

      Feb 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adonis-of-Fire
      Adonis-of-Fire

      Either way he is a whore, a common prostitute
      He can get paid 1 billion dollars, he is still a common whore
      And has no dignity or self respect.

      Feb 17, 2011 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      With the facial botox he is already sporting that “Perpetually Surprised” look that the blonde from “The A List” has.

      May I recomend a book for him?

      http://www.alibris.com/search/books/qwork/3530815/used/Kept%20Boy

      Feb 17, 2011 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thematics
      thematics

      @justiceontherocks:
      Many of these relationships between the über-rich and the ‘kept’ mate have contracts, so I’ve heard. Aside from an allowance, you’re quite right that Gruber may walk out of the end of the affair with nothing but a few possessions and a small pile of bills. Klein’s legal people will have taken care of that.

      Gruber, if not careful, may cross hairs with someone more influential than Nardicio and find himself kept out of the public eye. And locked out of the various residences, too!

      Feb 17, 2011 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harbo
      Harbo

      I’m surprised it’s not already over. It’s been over a month. The kid must be a really good top.

      Feb 18, 2011 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OrangeCnty
      OrangeCnty

      Harbo, the kid probably just looks great dressed as a Nazi brownshirt. Watch Calvin’s next boytoy be named Fritz Schmidt or something.

      Feb 18, 2011 at 3:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oli
      Oli

      I don’t know if its just an unfortunate photo but Gruber’s face looks fairly bizarre. I can’t work out what he’s had done.

      Feb 18, 2011 at 7:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Oli:

      The same type of botox that the blonde guy from “The A List” had done, they have that perpetual surprised look.

      Feb 18, 2011 at 8:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      wow. if the kid did really write that, that’s just so… full of himself and mini-Ceasar like. I guess Calvin didn’t pick this dude on personality OR did pick Gruber on personality, which makes Calvin look even more like an idiot.

      Feb 18, 2011 at 9:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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