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The 70s Called, And They Want Their Penis-Sporting Gay Doll Back

GayBob

THE SHOT — Who needs Sugar Daddy Ken when you’ve got Gay Bob, the 1997 toy sporting a fierce pair of mom jeans and who comes with his own wardrobe? And did we mention: This plastic plaything has not been neutered? (via CR)

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By:           editor editor
On:           Dec 1, 2009
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  • 15 Comments
    • DSNX
      DSNX

      LOL! Is he carrying a purse?

      Dec 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scottie
      Scottie

      OMG, it looks like Alicia Bridges!! Gay Bob looks like he loves the nightlife, likes to boogie, on the disco round oh yea. My only confusion at this point is circa 1997? Really? Looks more like circa 1977.

      Dec 1, 2009 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      Uganda’s Yoweri Museveni should be flooded with gay Bobs. “Comes with its own prison cell!”

      Dec 1, 2009 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scottie
      Scottie

      I don’t think he’s carrying a purse. I’m still thinking this is circa 1977 and that is a case for all his 45 singles. I bet Gay Bob has one hell of a collection of Casablanca records in that cute little bag of his.

      Dec 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miss Understood
      Miss Understood

      Wikipedia says 1977. By 1997 they were selling the steroid freak doll Billy.

      Dec 1, 2009 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ricky
      ricky

      the first anatomicaly correct male doll was joey, the son of michael and gloria stivic from all in the family. it might have been a baby doll but it was the first.

      Dec 1, 2009 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FakeName
      FakeName

      I bought one on eBay years ago, in its original closet-shaped box. It’s sitting on top of a bookcase in a room I almost never use. Kinda wish I had the money back.

      While not anatomically correct, Earring Magic Ken was the best-selling Ken doll of all time because of how gay he looked (and because it was packaged with a cock ring).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earring_Magic_Ken

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Bob

      Dec 1, 2009 at 6:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon
      Jon

      it’s an 8-track carrier.

      Dec 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Russell
      Russell

      I love the hinged wrists for limp-wrist-power-action!

      Dec 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      I want my Gay Bob delivered on a Freedom Tray
      http://wonkette.com/412474/freedom-tray-is-perfect-xmas-gift-for-every-single-person-in-america

      Dec 1, 2009 at 11:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      HEY QUEERTY PEOPLE: Doesn’t this violate your “no penis picture policy”????? :-P

      Dec 2, 2009 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      No. 11 · juoking81 BEWARE: THIS IS PROBABLY A LINK TO A VIRUS GOING AROUND WHICH WILL IMMEDIATLEY INSTALL A PROGRAM IN YOUR COMPUTER WHICH DEMANDS YOU PAY 30.00 FOR A “VIRUS SCAN”……..DON’T DO IT!!

      Dec 2, 2009 at 9:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taylor  Siluwé
      Taylor Siluwé

      I never understood why dolls weren’t anatomically correct anyway. I always wondered why my ‘Big Jim’ & ‘Action Jackson’ dolls (uh, I mean, action figures) didn’t have wieners. I still made them do each other tho.

      They didn’t seem to mind the lack of equipment. ;-)

      Dec 2, 2009 at 10:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      David

      Haha awesome

      Dec 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richard
      Richard

      I worked for the company as an artist that designed Gay Bob in NYC in the 70′s (by a guy who was not even gay).

      Dec 2, 2009 at 11:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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