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The 70s Called, And They Want Their Penis-Sporting Gay Doll Back

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THE SHOT — Who needs Sugar Daddy Ken when you’ve got Gay Bob, the 1997 toy sporting a fierce pair of mom jeans and who comes with his own wardrobe? And did we mention: This plastic plaything has not been neutered? (via CR)

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By: editor editor
On: Dec 1, 2009
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No. 1 · DSNX
LOL! Is he carrying a purse?

Dec 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · Scottie
OMG, it looks like Alicia Bridges!! Gay Bob looks like he loves the nightlife, likes to boogie, on the disco round oh yea. My only confusion at this point is circa 1997? Really? Looks more like circa 1977.

Dec 1, 2009 at 3:56 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · 1EqualityUSA
Uganda’s Yoweri Museveni should be flooded with gay Bobs. “Comes with its own prison cell!”

Dec 1, 2009 at 4:01 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Scottie
I don’t think he’s carrying a purse. I’m still thinking this is circa 1977 and that is a case for all his 45 singles. I bet Gay Bob has one hell of a collection of Casablanca records in that cute little bag of his.

Dec 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Miss Understood
Wikipedia says 1977. By 1997 they were selling the steroid freak doll Billy.

Dec 1, 2009 at 5:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · ricky
the first anatomicaly correct male doll was joey, the son of michael and gloria stivic from all in the family. it might have been a baby doll but it was the first.

Dec 1, 2009 at 6:25 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · FakeName
I bought one on eBay years ago, in its original closet-shaped box. It’s sitting on top of a bookcase in a room I almost never use. Kinda wish I had the money back.

While not anatomically correct, Earring Magic Ken was the best-selling Ken doll of all time because of how gay he looked (and because it was packaged with a cock ring).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earring_Magic_Ken

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Bob

Dec 1, 2009 at 6:41 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Jon
it’s an 8-track carrier.

Dec 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Russell
I love the hinged wrists for limp-wrist-power-action!

Dec 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · dvlaries
I want my Gay Bob delivered on a Freedom Tray
http://wonkette.com/412474/freedom-tray-is-perfect-xmas-gift-for-every-single-person-in-america

Dec 1, 2009 at 11:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · terrwill
HEY QUEERTY PEOPLE: Doesn’t this violate your “no penis picture policy”????? :-P

Dec 2, 2009 at 9:31 am · @Reply ·
No. 12 · terrwill
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Dec 2, 2009 at 9:34 am · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Taylor Siluwé
I never understood why dolls weren’t anatomically correct anyway. I always wondered why my ‘Big Jim’ & ‘Action Jackson’ dolls (uh, I mean, action figures) didn’t have wieners. I still made them do each other tho.

They didn’t seem to mind the lack of equipment. ;-)

Dec 2, 2009 at 10:26 am · @Reply ·
No. 14 · David
Haha awesome

Dec 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · Richard
I worked for the company as an artist that designed Gay Bob in NYC in the 70′s (by a guy who was not even gay).

Dec 2, 2009 at 11:43 pm · @Reply ·