Queerty is better as a member

Log in | Register
DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH

Tony Perkins And Other Right Wing Mouthpieces Make It Extra Clear They Aren’t Gay; Did Something Happen?

Tony PerkinsWhile it’s certainly not uncommon for Family Research Council members to go out of their way (too out of their way if you ask us, or any rational person) to make sure it’s known that they are not, at all, even a tiny bit gay, their behavior at the annual Watchmen on the Wall conference has raised our eyebrows.

First there’s this. Craig James, the former FOX Sports commentator and current douche de jour, gave a speech where he joked that there should be a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about the group’s tour of the capital the previous night.

He specifically mentions FRC president Tony Vomit-In-My-Mouth Perkins and executive vice president Jerry Boykin in regards to some possible boisterous male bonding that might have occurred.

Later when Perkins takes the stage to speak after being introduced by his hometown pastor, the pastor gives him a hug and Tony says, “Thank you. I was just glad you didn’t kiss me.”

For a bunch of definitely, absolutely, one hundred per cent without question heterosexual women-loving did we mention straight men, they sure do spend a lot of energy thinking about homosexuality.

We’re not saying that they’re gay of course.

But we sure aren’t saying they aren’t either.

Here’re the clips cut together by Right Wing Watch:

By:           Dan Tracer
On:           May 29, 2014
Tagged: , ,
  • 8 Comments
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      Queerty compalains about ‘right-wing mouthpieces?
      Irony dies!
      ‘Doth protest too much’ much?

      May 29, 2014 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • coffeeaugur
      coffeeaugur

      “aren’t gay” …. snicker … hehehehehehe … lol … hehehehehehe

      May 29, 2014 at 10:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Considering the fact that they are obsessed with gay sex more than any actual gay men are, and the fact that so many others who make money in the “Anti-Gay Industry” have been outted it wouldn’t surprise me at all.

      May 29, 2014 at 11:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      Look who is in there! all white ass republican! Ho yes please don`t tell me! they ate Christian.

      May 30, 2014 at 1:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PARKAVMAN
      PARKAVMAN

      They are frightening.

      May 30, 2014 at 8:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin
      jmmartin

      Psssst, Tony. The nastier you are to lgbtq people, the more likely it is you are one.

      May 31, 2014 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Hart
      James Hart

      The Family Research Council should devote more time combatting divorce. That’s what is truly destroying American families. Not gays. But, because many of them are on their second and third marriages, you’ll never hear a peep out of them!

      May 31, 2014 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @Mezaien: Dear God we get it already. You hate white guys and Christians. Must you regularly parrot yourself?

      May 31, 2014 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

    Add your Comment

    Please log in to add your comment

    Need an account? Register It's free and easy.



  • QUEERTY DAILY

     


    POPULAR ON QUEERTY


    FROM AROUND THE WEB

    Copyright 2014 Queerty, Inc.
    Follow Queerty at Queerty.com, twitter.com/queerty and facebook.com/queerty.