It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that the same man who warned that “Obama has released the homo demons on the black man” is full of other, equally demented wisdom.
In a recent interview, Pastor David Manning of the ATLAH World Mission Church in Harlem had a few things to say about semen.
He preceded his comments with, “Anytime anybody anywhere speaks the truth it becomes for those who oppose it controversial,” which does have some logical application. But we’ll let his “truth” speak for itself here.
Asked about his previous description of drinking semen as “having a good time,” he responded:
“Well, you know, you are pushing me up against a corner here. A number of people think that semen tastes good. A number of people think that drinking semen is a good idea. No, I don’t think that myself personally. I’m just giving you the references of what other people say. You’ve got literally millions of people around the world that really think that the taste of semen is quite a flavor, and they seek it in the midst of other kinds of activities.”
This includes some “ingenious” people who decided to put semen in Starbucks lattes, which brings a whole new meaning to extra foam.
Also we’re pretty sure if there were a semen industry, he just gave them a new tagline — “Semen — It’s quite a flavor.”
And before you go speculating that Pastor Manning spends way too much time thinking about drinking semen to be straight, he does admit to having been tempted by the “gay lifestyle.” Big shock there.
Another nugget of crazy from his interview is the idea that it isn’t his fault he wants to stone the gays to death, it’s Moses’. #MosesMadeMeDoIt
Here’s the interview if you can stomach it:
h/t RawStory
Bubbleandsqueal
Because every Starbucks I’ve been in, makes lattes in the men’s room.
Dakotahgeo
Manning = Dingbat!
DarSco
This idiot proves that stupidity DOES NOT discriminate! Pastor Manning & Pat Robertson are the same kind of stupid! Arsewholes!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Seems like a WHOLE LOT of real wishful thinking there from the demented, abhorrent, twisted “pastor”
I would urge law enforement to begin an immediate search of this maniac’s properties, I am certain you will find boys tied up and or remains of many buried there……………..
polarisfashion
I’d like to serve this a guy a nice glass of shut the hell up!
Desert Boy
L.U.N.A.T.I.C.
The Bible makes you batshit cray-cray.
twigg
it must take a while to clean the steaming wand after that . . .
Ladbrook
LOL. As I watched this idiot, I just kept thinking “thank god he lives in NY… we have enough crazy down here.”
DarkZephyr
Does this guy claim to be Christian? I am not asking that for the sake of the whole “A true Christian would never be THAT way” spiel. I am asking because is he utterly ignorant about Jesus’ attitude toward stoning people? “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” John 8:7 Couple that with “For *all* have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” Romans 3:23 then it sounds to me that if you closely follow the Christian scriptures, you would have to believe that NOBODY has any business stoning ANYBODY.
DarkZephyr
And that reminds me of a very old joke.
So Jesus was preaching one day and a group of people dragged a woman towards him. They all yelled that she was an adulteress and that she needed to be stoned to death. So Jesus said to the crowd “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” So a great big stone comes whizzing through the air, hits the woman on the head and knocks her out cold. Jesus squints into the crowd and then sighs and says “Mother! I thought I told you to stay at home today!”
transiteer
Where do these Wingnuts come from? Obviously, if you’re just some stupid ignorant bigot, you can hang your shingle out the front door that says ‘Pastor’. You don’t need to be much to be one of those cookie-cutter pastors.
rcblue73
Dude has way too many erotic fantasies going on in his head.
jwtraveler
What WILL they think of next?
SpunkyBunks
This sad self-hating POS is either a gloryhole bucket or bathouse bottom. He just accept what he really is.
Harley
Well, if he is REALLY preaching the word of god, then he supports exodus 21:20 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, 21 but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.” This and many other verses kept HIS people in bondage in the Deep South of America for several hundred years. Ahhhh, America.
Aires the Ram
I’ll bet this bible-clutching nutcase has awesome sexual fantasies!!!
@SpunkyBunks: your comment made me laugh, thanks for that!
onthemark
Semen IS quite a flavor, but it’s great by itself and I don’t like how Starbucks adds so much sugar to it.
polarisfashion
@onthemark: I prefer a little bit of cinnamon myself.
Ladbrook
Several years ago a pastor in Atlanta (if memory serves) with a big mega-church had made a name for himself for being all about demonizing the gays while promoting the “wealth gospel.” I can’t remember his name, but he later got busted for being quite the homo himself (with a preference for young athletic looking African American men.)
Anyway… this Harlem preacher reminds me A LOT of that guy. I doubt it would take much digging to find a string of young men who proved to be too irresistible for him. If that’s not a self-hating closet case, I don’t know what is.
NoCagada
@polarisfashion: So did the Menendez brothers!
NoCagada
He probably prefers a large cup of Santorum!
Sweet Boy
The pastor is terrified he might like it and prefer drinking straight from the hose…
topshelf
There is simply no way that this can be serious. First, his voice is comical. Kermit the Frog comical. Then there’s the end where they ask “Is that the case? Have you been tempted [to drink semen]” And he responds quickly “Oh, absolutely! Look, I was in prison for three years…” Man, I just spit coffee though my nose. Please tell me that this was published by the Onion.
I have to say, I love this guy. I wish that all anti-gay advocates were more like him. He’s absolutely hilarious, and he’s easily dismissed.
crowebobby
The craziest thing about his rant is the idea that semen tastes good. And I’ve tasted, at the very least. a thousand samples. Getting to it can be great; feeling the spurt as it shoots out can be exciting as hell; but that it actually tastes “good” is just plain crazy talk IMHO (in my humble opinion — for those of you who don’t speak Webish).
Curtispsf
Bahama’s mama? ROFL. Thank you, Obama.
TomMc
Manning: “A number of people think that semen tastes good.”
I bet your wife ain’t one of ’em (but that’s okay, cuz that dude next door…).
OzJosh
I don’t know anyone in Harlem, but I sure hope there’s someone in a diner or restaurant frequented by this nut job who will jizz on next order of pancakes or whatever. Just for the devil-ish hell of it.
rikki
I almost thought I was reading a comedy sketch; this guy is funny and should be treated as a comedian
kuma6963
If “millions and millions” like the taste of semen and there are over 7 Billion people on this planet, wouldn’t adding semen to their Lattés actually be a BAD business plan for Starbucks?
steviejongh
Why do most things in the US, especially when it is about religion, turn into bizarre ridiculous madness.
Grandforx
Doesn’t that moron know that stuff is like gold and we wouldn’t waste it on him?
BlogShag
You people laugh, but what’s really sad, is that these so-called pastors have many followers and make tons of money off of spewing their vitreous hatred
BlogShag
This pastor has obviously been watching too many Treasure Island Media videos
twinkie1cat
What is he, afraid he’ll get pregnant?
brooklynbobby
ON MY GOD!!!!! First I laughed my brains out all through the video and THEN I read all the comments!!!!!!!
OH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM ALL THE LAUGHING AND I CAN’T STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t think I have EVER enjoyed a bigots rant so much in my entire life!!!!
AND I know I have never enjoyed a comments section EVER EVER EVER like I have totally awesomely enjoyed this one!!!
I had to read it twice!!
You guys really made my day! THANK YOU!
Really if we can’t laugh at this kind of madness we would all just hang it up and lock our doors.
Please Queerty follow this guy like a hound dog on the trail of a serial killer! We all need the belly laughs!
Tête Carrée
00:15 President Obama “Should be hung”.
From one black man to another, he probably knows what he’s talking about.
When Obama leaves the White House, he has a job waiting for him at a Washington Starbucks making their special new “Presidential Latte”.