Now that Barack Obama has decided a couple sentences of the Defense of Marriage Act violate Intergalactic Space Treaty XVII, Section 17, Paragraph 9, Semi-Colon 2, the inevitable is coming: Bryan Safi is totes going to do everything in his power to piss off Mike Huckabee. Because that’s why Bryan creates these segments, you know. To piss off Mike Huckabee. And once the courts strike down DOMA (which is going to be a complete breeze, I’m assured by a first-year law student at a third-tier law school, because the Justice Department isn’t going to try and stop it), Bryan is going to find a complete stranger, have sex with him, and then marry him — thus completing both of Huckabee’s favorite sins: premarital sex, and homosexual marriage.
flaming flakes ahead
Bryan Safi’s Gathering DOMA Storm Is On The Way
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Gus
I have a new needlepoint pillow to make!
j
Hahah! I love him. Bryan, when we do get our marriage rights I’d happily explode a traditional family with you. 😉
Jack
He is hilarious and totally right and he’s looking kind of hot these days.
Harbo
Bravo for Bryan Safi. Anybody who wants to piss-off Huckabee will automatically get my cooperation. I’ll even volunteer for either sex of marriage. Bryan’s hot.
KalperniaRena
LOVE HIM. Always makes me laught. . . .