“It’s a genuinely horrific thing for another human being to do — to take advantage of what is private of someone’s life and make it public for everyone to see.”

That’s but a taste of an official statement Joel Dommett posted on Facebook from the point of view of his penis; a post that laments the release of a private sexual video online that Dommett (or Dommett’s penis) claims is the worst thing that’s ever happened to him.

Related: British comedian Joel Dommett becomes next celeb to bare it all

“Joel was Catfished a long time ago by somebody pretending to be someone else on the internet and was lured into Skype sex,” the post reads in part.

“That Skype sex session turned out to be entirely fake and has come back to bite Joel in the ass (Joel’s Ass is a good friend of mine and also features in the video).”

You can read the entire post here: 

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