While giving a private speech at a fundraising dinner in Florida this week, Donald Trump took a moment to inform everyone as they were dining that the rumors are true and he loves getting peed on he has never been urinated on by prostitutes.
While speaking at the National Republican Senatorial Committee retreat in Palm Beach, the ex-president went on one of his bizarre tangents where he denied enjoying “golden showers” and suggested ex-FLOTUS Melania Trump agrees that it’s definitely not something he likes.
“I’m not into golden showers,” he said in reference to that unverified dossier by former British spy Christopher Steele alleging the existence of a Donald Trump pee tape. “You know the great thing, our great first lady, ‘That one,’ she said, ‘I don’t believe that one.’”
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1. Generally speaking, when a person says something totally random like “I’m not into golden showers”, it usually means the opposite. Denying the truth doesn’t change the facts. (No shame against people who are into golden showers, BTW. Let your freak flags fly!)
2. Melania Trump saying she doesn’t believe the golden showers story implies that she does believe all the other insane allegations that have been made against her husband.
Shortly after Trump made the remarks, both “golden showers” and “not into golden showers” were trending on Twitter.
Let’s take a look at what people are saying…
A guy who randomly announces "I'm not into golden showers" is like a guy who randomly announces "I'm straight." https://t.co/ANCfeAloOr
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 15, 2021
“I’m not into golden showers,” Trump said unprompted and apropos of nothing at a Palm Beach fundraiser.
Confirming what he denies.— Duty To Warn ? (@duty2warn) October 15, 2021
I know it is going to be a good Friday when #goldenshowers is trending.
— Fully Vaxed FatChickinLA (@FatChickinLA) October 15, 2021
Nobody:
Not a single living soul:
The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." ?????
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) October 15, 2021
"I'm not into golden showers, I have a lot of black friends, I have very big hands and I'll be releasing my tax returns very shortly."
— Paul Lee Teeks (@PaulLeeTeeks) October 15, 2021
"I'm not into golden showers."
I never believe any outrageous rumor until Donald denies it.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 15, 2021
Golden Showers, the political topic everyone is interested in pic.twitter.com/SEMolt9GAk
— Andrew (@Tashville401) October 15, 2021
FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
DJT: "I'm not into golden showers."
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) October 15, 2021
TRUMP: And another thing, I am not into Golden Showers…
[Polite smattering of applause from the Boy Scouts of America Jamboree.]
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) October 15, 2021
It's wild to me that the level of presidential discourse in this country is in any way related to "golden showers"…
— mr. G (and the good trouble). (@invisiblelad007) October 15, 2021
Announcing to a roomful of people that you’re not into Golden Showers when the topic you’re supposed to be addressing is politics means one thing and one thing only:
You’re REALLY embarrassed about how into Golden Showers you are.
— Tennesseine (@Tennesseine) October 15, 2021
Me, when Not Into Golden Showers trends. ??? pic.twitter.com/cAoswjeMtd
— TheOneAndOnlyRichie ???????? (@The1OnlyRichie) October 15, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Mister P
He’s such a moron it’s hilarious.
LumpyPillows
So, like most of us, we’ve been studying Donny, whether we like it or not. What is clear is that he can’t stop talking about things he is guilty of , thinking that he is so persuasive that he can talk us out of believing them. Well, it works for his troll army, but not the rest of us. While I did not think the pee tape was probably real, I now believe it is 100% real. Thanks for tipping you hand, Don. Care to play a game of high stakes poker, Mr. Poker face 🙂
Kangol2
Don the Con has to be the most insecure, unwell people this country has ever witnessed serving as President. It’s clear that that pee tape, golden showers, and whatever else he allegedly engaged in (rapes, violent sexual assaults including the ones he admitted to, etc.) are right there at the forefront of his consciousness. Maybe he’s worried that Vlad will release the tape, that Christopher Steele may have found it, or that someone else will come forward with it. Who knows. But as his niece, Dr. Mary Trump, professionally assessed, Don the Con suffers from “antisocial personality disorder,” i.e., he’s a psychopath with zero empathy, severe narcissistic personality disorder, and a control freak. He’s also a pathological liar, so his denials are letting the world know, There probably were golden showers, and more! And don’t doubt that his deceased (murdered?) buddy Jeffrey Epstein also had all kinds of info too. Steve Bannon reported feared that Epstein would release it during the 2016 campaign!
TomG
It is quite obvious that it is true and Russians do have the “Pee tape” whether Trump wants to admit it or not.
johncp56
creep, I would not waste mine on him but has to be funny ass hat saying golden showers lol water sports lol