A Christmas card allegedly being sent from Mar-a-Lago on behalf of the Trump family has been making the rounds on Twitter, along with the hashtag #WinterWhiteHouse.
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The e-card features an image of Donald Trump in an ill-fitting tuxedo standing in front of a nativity scene with Santa Claus depositing presents from the night sky. In the lower right corner is the Seal of the President of the United States, and in the upper right corner are five ornaments featuring the faces of Trump’s family members, including Ivanka, Melania, Don Jr., Eric, and Tiffany. Noticeably absent from the lineup is Trump’s youngest son, Barron.
Apparently, this is real. Ivanka is before Melania. There's no ornament of Barron. And Trump is literally a dick. Truly, I just want to salute whomever designed this because it's maybe the most on brand communication I have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/2UXpPrKsuH
— Dr. Amy Young (@amy_prof) December 6, 2021
Queerty was unable to verify whether the e-card is authentic, but we’re inclined to believe it’s a doctored image being circulated as a joke.
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The unflattering photo of Trump appears to be lifted from a widely-mocked picture he took alongside Queen Elizabeth II at a banquet in 2019 that resulted in the official tailor to the White House issuing a statement saying he wasn’t responsible for the ex-president’s terrible tuxedo.
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Ismet Dil said he didn’t recognize the suit Trump was wearing and insisted it was “not right”, telling The Daily Mail, “I don’t care if he is president. Someone is responsible. Somebody helped him get dressed like that.”
Then again, this is Donald J. Trump we’re talking about. Things like self-awareness and attention to detail have never been his forté, so it’s not outside the realm of possibility that this e-card could be legit. It’s also not outside the realm of possibility that he would completely forget to include one of his children, although usually it’s Tiffany who gets left out.
Whatever the case, everyone’s talking about it. Here’s what they’re saying…
This is ALL I can see on Trump’s Christmas card. Also, where’s Barron? pic.twitter.com/y487iSBYQs
— Terri ????? (@MissTerriB) December 6, 2021
So TFG has sent out a Christmas card depicting himself as a giant penis. Really. With his head at the tip, ejaculating presents and reindeer.
With ornaments decorated with the faces of his family. And the pics are totally unflattering. And no Barron.It’s fake, right?
— Gibby Wants Justice (@SaintRobin911) December 6, 2021
??? Ok. The people that do this crap for Trump do not like him. No one looks at this & gives it approval to be distributed if they care about their job or the ppl they work for. They turned him into a friggen Christmas penis. ?????? And left out Barron completely. pic.twitter.com/oQNkOeVbPH
— Mongrel (@MongrelQueen) December 6, 2021
Apparently whoever compiled this mess edited out his shadow. #WinterWhiteHouse pic.twitter.com/U6UgnD7v1Q
— MY body MY CHOICE (@justbitsy) December 6, 2021
First he isn't President
2nd it's not a winter white house
Wtf— WeThePeople???? (@PrincessBravato) December 6, 2021
Clues that this is probably not real:
– the obvious dick-&-balls imagery
– the “family as ornaments” featuring widely-circulated photos (including Don Jr. in baseball cap)
– Santa + reindeer + Jesus
– Does he still call it the “Winter White House”? OK, maybe. That one’s a draw pic.twitter.com/KmAszuXO57— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) December 6, 2021
there's no way that winter white house thing is real
— ??Imani Gandy Cane?? (@AngryBlackLady) December 6, 2021
Barron Trump actually understands. pic.twitter.com/ooimb2gzvm
— In My Mind (@MeAloneInMyMind) December 6, 2021
He’s not the President.
Mar Lago is not the Wintertime White House, it’s a run down relic wrapped in tacky gold.
He’s married to Melania not Ivanka, though that may be debatable.
Barron seems to have run away from home.
Yes, that is a dick pic and he looks constipated. pic.twitter.com/MAbum5ku2s
— Thee Dawn M. ?????????? (@dawn_macc) December 6, 2021
Plenty of blue tick accounts are currently spreading a fake "Donald Trump Christmas card" (left), which is so obviously made up. The real one (right) is available to purchase on the former president's website. pic.twitter.com/TToXx93rOE
— Shayan Sardarizadeh (@Shayan86) December 6, 2021
The e-card comes shortly after Trump was mocked for releasing a statement in which he declared, “Anybody that doesn’t think there was massive Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election is either very stupid, or very corrupt!”
Ignoring Trump’s numerous grammatical errors, by using a double negative, he ended up saying the opposite of what he meant, calling anyone who believes the “big lie” either “very stupid” or “very corrupt.” (We’d argue they’re both.)
Somebody should explain to Donald Trump what a DOUBLE NEGATIVE is. ? pic.twitter.com/e5noFDqb2C
— Jon Cooper ?? (@joncoopertweets) December 5, 2021
Despite there being absolutely no evidence of widespread voter fraud in 2020, Trump has continued to push the lie that the election was stolen from him as he stirs up rumors of another bid for the presidency.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Cam
LOL!!!
Either the photographer, his staffers, or the printshop hates him. (Or all three).
This lack of attention to detail characterized his entire administration, and this is funny as hell!
Max
OMG LOL
Cam
The placement of the sleigh……LOL!!!!
henare
I feel like this is, very much, an intern’s revenge …
graphicjack
While he is a big dick, we all know he doesn’t have a big dick.., the irony…
bumblebum
I know you don’t like the guy, I neither. But come on, this is just grasping at anything for clicks… it’s funny to a degree. How about the high road?
jcool
you should start your own blog called “the high road.com”
and no one will read it.
we enjoy laughing at them
ARTmark
MISERABLE CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD!
Robert Bradley
FINALLY, he admits he IS a dickhead!
MISTERJETT
dickhead!!! did the photographer know?
mateo
The dick size may be his way of getting back at Stormy Daniels. But truth to tell (and real or not as the card may be), I have to admit that his “Bah, Humbug!” facial expression is what really slays me!
woodroad34
Yeah, it’s obviously a faked card. The image of him is from his formal dinner with Queen Elizabeth (google “Trump in Tuxedo”) The end of the front of the ill-fitting tailed jacket have been rounded out. Still and all it’s a wonderfully composed dig at the desperate Scrooge from Mar a Lago trying to look Christmassy and relevant without any concept as to how to do it.
ShiningSex
he’s letting you know he is a dick. a big dickhead with a small dick.
GrizzleyMichael
It’s the dick and the skanky ho
KyleMichelSullivan
I really do wish we would stop paying attention to that POS. Not being noticed would hurt him more than anything else we could do.
Joshooeerr
And the joyful look on his face… and the festive choice of black for the background. It’s all too perfect. Plus the notion of a “winter White House”, as though Trump is still ruling the country from wherever he is. And still a third of the country thinks he’s leadership material. LOL.
Heywood Jablowme
I’d like to think Barron did this. Being a prankster might be a way he keeps sane in such a bizarre family.
Peter
If ever there was a dickhead as president, it was Donald Trump. And why the hell is he using “President” before his name? My guess is Melanoma approved it; she can’t stand the sight of him anyway. He continues to be the biggest ass on earth.
jayceecook
Obviously this is fake but it’s still funny AF. Kudos to whomever created it.
Cam
The sad thing is, his company and staff were so incompetent that nobody knows whether it’s fake or not. Anyone else we would assume it was fake because no person or staff would let it out. But the Trump’s made so many bad and ridiculous mistakes that this seemed like something they would do.
Phillip
FORMER president cremini drumpf should stay away from tuxedos.
He either resembles a stuffed penguin or he can never shake the look of just grabbing an ill-fitting tux off the rack at a tux rental. Never smiling gives away that non-poker face he has and which he didn’t want to pose for this event in the first place but thought it would bring in more money in his grand grifting scheme.
“Merry Christmas” indeed!
greekboy
Where’s the giraffe?