First lady Dr. Jill Biden may have ended Melania Trump‘s war on Christmas when she welcomed an 18-foot Fraser fir tree to the White House last week, but the ex-FLOTUS isn’t going down without a fight.
Melania’s infamous blood trees will once again be on display at a Donald Trump fundraiser later this week. For $10,000 per person (or $30,000 for a family of four), people can pose for one (just one!) selfie alongside the ex-president in an airport hangar that will be decked out in holiday decorations inspired by his wife’s Christmas hellscape.
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The fundraiser is being held in Naples, Florida on December 3 and will feature 100 trees that “will re-create Melania’s Yuletide decoration of the White House,” according to the New York Daily News. It’s unclear what the fundraiser is exactly for, but organizer Brad Keltner assures that the money will go to “charity.”
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“This is not a political fundraiser,” he said. “The president is doing this to benefit several local causes in a community that strongly supports him.”
Asked whether the ex-president, who is currently facing nearly a dozen lawsuits, will be taking a cut of the money raised, Keltner replied, “Trump does get a piece of the pie, but the lion’s share will go to charity.”
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Between 90 and 250 people are expected to attend the event. One person who seems particularly excited about it is Trump’s former press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who tweeted: “One of my favorite White House memories was the beautiful Christmas Party!”
She added that Naples Winter Christmas will feature “stunning decorations inspired by First Lady Melania Trump’s White House.”
One of my favorite White House memories was the beautiful Christmas Party!
On December 3rd at 7 pm, Naples Winter Christmas will feature President Donald Trump and stunning decorations inspired by First Lady Melania Trump’s White House.
Sign up here: https://t.co/yF3gmiQitK pic.twitter.com/xwmMNSspRV
— Kayleigh McEnany (@kayleighmcenany) November 28, 2021
Here’s what people are saying about the whole thing…
An Evening of Moneymaking with Donald Trump
— I. M. Bedini 🏳️🌈🌵 (@bedini_i) November 28, 2021
I just threw up in my mouth a little
— Rick Grimes is alive (@Rickandcarl2) November 28, 2021
— TDanscuk (@tdanscuk) November 29, 2021
Notice there’s no venue. Anywhere on the page. Event in two weeks, and no way to tell where it is other than “Naples, Fl.”
“Give us $20,000, THEN we’ll give you the location!”
— House Made of Dawn (@HMoDawn) November 28, 2021
This is a joke right?
— Mortimer Snerd (@Mortime99503656) November 28, 2021
Tickets STARTING at $10 thousand….for one person, and one picture with TFG. Does this grift ever end? pic.twitter.com/vkhqBYidUg
— Art Monette (@ArtMonette) November 29, 2021
One of the best Christmas gifts is that this guy isn’t president anymore
— Paul Tomasch (@PTomasch) November 28, 2021
Get UR selfies for only $30,000!
— Chris O’Brien (@obrien) November 28, 2021
Ahh yes so much fun #melaniachristmas https://t.co/FGkc4MtVOU
— Dgillbert (@Dgillbert) November 28, 2021
For $20,000 for two – it would be a memorable Christmas to donate that money to those whom really need a memorable Christmas.
But if need to egotistically self indulge ..
— Dapper33 (@Dapper332) November 29, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Heywood Jablowme
“Who gives a fvck about Christmas?” – Melania Trump
Those red decorations always reminded me of Edgar Allan Poe’s “Masque of the Red Death” where party-goers end up in the room where they die of the plague. Or maybe Covid.
Huron132
THAT! is exactly what I always thought. I am so glad someone else had the same thought. I am so sad that “charity” will go to that sack of Cheetos.
Mr. Stadnick
I hope Melania might re-create some of her famous film roles for a special fee.
stonercharles
LOL
Cam
“organizer Brad Keltner assures that the money will go to “charity.”
“This is not a political fundraiser,” he said. “The president is doing this to benefit several local causes in a community that strongly supports him.”
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Yet offering no proof. This is all going into Trump’s pocket to pay off debts.
Jaquelope
I’m sure you are 100% correct in that .
jcool
yes, i’d definitely like a more specific definition of “piece of the pie” and “lions share”
Sqwoah
I think they’re cool – she’s got style
Much better than Jill Biden’s hokey country Christmas Walmart look.
Jaquelope
Style? I doubt if you would recognize style if it walked up to you and slapped you in the face. I guess there really is no accounting for taste. You only THINK you like it? Don’t you know/
ggontarek
LOL! STYLE? CLASS? That is why she became the Nanny! LOL!
Mack
ROFLMAO. Really? Class? You must not be gay or you have your head deep in Trump’s backside.
Mr. Stadnick
If you mean throw some gold paint on stuff than yeah she’s got style. She makes everything look like an Eastern European brothel.
Kangol2
Sqwoah, we get that you’re in the Don the Con cult, but those look like rows of discarded bloody tampons!
Not very Christmas-y (or reminiscent of Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, or any other winter holiday I can think of) by any measure!
barryaksarben
HOOKERs dont have style. she is a tramp and those commie red christmas trees proved it. Dont forget that safari outfit she wore to the middle east like the great white huntress. LAUGHABLE. She is a trailer trash barbie with the plastic tits
SamB
@ Sqwoah: I’m not a huge fan of Melania’s decorating but it was much more interesting than what Jill has done. Walmart is the perfect comparison.
@barryaskasarben: the stiletto shoe with the thick platform that all the celebrities and rich women are wearing now were started by, you guessed it, hookers. 25 years ago they were called “hooker heels” and are now high fashion. So, I guess Hookers CAN have style, they’re just ahead of their time.
SarcasaticMisanthrope
Ok Melanoma, we know its you behind this screen name.
petej
what community is that that supports him? not his neighbors at mara lago. they’ve fought his flagpole, fighting to remove his resort in area zoned for private residences.
Mack
“Asked whether the ex-president, who is currently facing nearly a dozen lawsuits, will be taking a cut of the money raised, Keltner replied, “Trump does get a piece of the pie, but the lion’s share will go to charity.” ROFLMAO. The Charity will get 1 cent and Trump will get 99 cents on the dollar. And you can take that to the bank.
Heywood Jablowme
Considering Trump’s history with “charity,” don’t be so sure about that one cent!
Peter
The trumps are kidding no one: Every dollar these idiots spend on a ticket to this horror show will go into the traitor’s pocket. Rich people will do anything to piss on people without money, so attending this soiree in a giant toilet bowl with hellish decor makes perfect sense.
GayEGO
The trees make Melania look like a hoa! Of course, Donnie needs some money to pay some of his fines!
fredk3
I picture Vampirella Melania as a James Bond villain – let’s think of a name – with her army of killer trees which spring to evil life at her command. “Keel heem now! Gude-bye Meester Bond.”