This just in: Americans are having a lot of sex at work.
OK, OK. Maybe not a lot. But a very fair amount.
A new study finds that 14% of Americans have done the hanky panky at the office. 2000 men and women participated in the study, which was conducted by EdenFantasys.
And they don’t always get away with it either. Of the 14%, 1 in 5 say they were caught in the act.
But that’s not all the study uncovered.
10% of respondents said they’ve had sex with their boss. And 33% of that 10% say they did so in hopes of getting a promotion.
Unfortunately, their plans didn’t always work out. 17% respondents, or 1 in 5, said they eventually lost their jobs.
“For many, work is a very stressful environment and sex can be a great stress relief,” Fred Petrenko at EdenFantasys says. “We recommend spicing things up with a good sex toy instead.”
So much for #metoo
Indeed! Either that or these experiences occurred more than a year ago before #metoo
Many years ago. No point in explaining. We owned the company.
Was working the graveyard shift when one of my regular buddies hit me up. I snuck him in through the back door and then plowed his back door. 🙂
I think this goes along with sleeping at work and working after ours where dark corners are available, some in bosses’ offices with comfy couches. It will no doubt accelerate when people are allowed to set up a bed at work. But I wonder if sex at work, or anywhere, actually happens in Silicon Alley.
I fired two employees for having sex at work.
Never with a fellow employee. Once with a guy who worked for another company on another floor of the same building, but we met on the train and bus to work. Once with a man at his job where he was a stockbroker, and we were almost caught by the cleaning crew in the utility closet.
I enjoy my paycheck more than that.
I jack off at work everyday.. I blew my ex in my bosses office with a camera in it. Jerking off at work is the new smoke break.
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