
A Jake Gyllenhaal film is making some major waves in the U.S. recently! Unfortunately for us, it’s not his new Strange World role. Instead, folks seem to be finding new appreciation for an older flick of his that is, to be fair, very easy to appreciate.
Gyllenhaal is gay-for-pay — sorry, “open casting” — royalty. His turn in Brokeback Mountain opposite Heath Ledger needs no explanation, he added a sexy bit of interest to otherwise mid horror flick Velvet Buzzsaw, and he’s even attached to the Fun Home movie adaptation as Bruce Bechdel. Mind you, that last announcement hit January 2020 so Ms. ‘Rona may have knocked it out of production, but fingers crossed!
But these aren’t the roles that have the actor getting his shine recently. Instead, a beefed up sports flick from the mid-2010s has had Gyllenhaal basking in the glow of small screens across the country.
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2015 boxing feature Southpaw re-hit Netflix last week and shot to the top ten trending movies in the U.S. It was seemingly a short-lived moment in the sun, as the film wasn’t still topping the charts by the end of the week.
With the time it did have at the top, it brought a very important matter back to public attention:

We’re listening and learning.
In 2015, Gyllenhaal hopped off the set of 2-star David O. Russell rom-com Accidental Love and went straight into the gym, putting on a total 25 pounds of muscle solely for this roughhousing role. Feel free to watch the film and count each pound for yourself; his buffed up brawny physique is prominently featured.
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His press cycle at the time was full of tips on getting swole overnight. Most guides left out the money, time, dietician, personal trainer, etc. necessary for instant beefcake results at 35, but results are results!
Now in his 40s, the actor is looking fine as ever. Just a quick scroll through his insta shows a man preparing to age like the finest of wine.
As Megan Thee Stallion said, “Been that b*tch, still that b*tch, will forever be that b*tch”:
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Sharky
He looked better in Everest – hairy chest and a bit of a belly.
cuteguy
I always hoped he was bi like Kit Connor. Just to daydream lol
abfab
Like him a lot. But maybe in the new year the trend will be for ”artists” to keep their clothes on. And please, save the ‘you’re a prude’ comments. I liked him in his rugged Carhartts on the Mountain Brokeback. I enjoy undressing my men.
Man About Town
“Mountain Brokeback”? Well, I guess that’s what it’s called in the Bizarro World!
abfab
Man, you never play with words? You’re dull and common. Go away.
LumpyPillows
Don’t you hate it when you make a point, and think people will discuss it, and all they do is snipe?
DBMC
If you don’t want people to call you a prude stop being one.
inbama
That’s obviously a typo.
She must have meant “prune.”
bachy
Does anyone remember one of Ted Casablanca’s top Blind Vice subjects, “Toothy Tile”? Casablanca covered the closeted gay actor (believed to be Jake Gyllenhaal) for years.
I used to think it was total bullshlt until Jake shamelessly tried to pick me up in a Whole Foods supermarket.
JJinAus
Yes! So many rumours turned out to be absolutely true.
LumpyPillows
Tried?
Chrisk
I can name at least 7 celebrities that have tried to pick me up. Well, some actually did. 🙂 One I really regret not going for. I just got too damn star struck. Yeah, I was an idiot.
Hasn’t happened for many years now as I’ve gotten older. Past my shelf life I guess. Damnit. 🙁
abfab
So who tried to pick you up, Tarzan or Jane?
abfab
Linda Evans
Doctor Ruth
Al Parker
Charlie Watts
Neil Young
George Stephenopolis
Einer Steen Nokleberg
Andrea McArdle
And no, I’m not proud of this list. I just needed to prove to myself I’m not losing my long term memory.
bachy
@abbie: Wow!!! That is a fascinating collection of flirtatious encounters!
abfab
@Bach
Charlie Watts was in Lambda Rising on Connecticute Ave NW. I was pleasantly surprised how easy it was to chat. He was on a break from the tour. RIP drummer boy!
Linda Evans and I were both at Dulles Airport and we must have spoken for a good 1/2 hour. I was on cloud nine.
Neil Young, Newark Airport.
Dr Ruth, the Ritz Carlton, DC So sweet. She said she could tell I was having good sex. ha!
George S in Dupont Circle, first year of Clinton admin.
It’s fun spotting people even if you can’t do a stop and chat.
FreddieW
@abfab
That’s so disappointing. I’ve had a thing for Linda Evans since I was a kid watching The Big Valley in reruns. I thought surely she had better taste than that.
But at least I know now why you’re so rankled at my Biden remarks.
Chrisk
Definitely Tarzan. Decided not to name names. Yes some queer as folk cast.
I should’ve kept the last comment in though because your comment was hysterical. Hell yes I’d hang out with Sharon Gless anytime. Lol
abfab
LOL, yeah, what the hell happened there? Sharon Gless sorta made that show didn’t she. That was a great series. I have not watched the others.
LumpyPillows
Sharon Gless is the bomb. Makes every show she is in better.
abfab
In so many TV sit-coms, in film or on stage…..it’s always the mother.
theaterbloke
Not her fault, of course, but Sharon Gless’ Debbie wasn’t written nearly as well as Denise Black’s Hazel. It was a pity she died of a heart attack during karaoke night at the New Union on Canal St. in Manchester. Dead at 55, it’s no age to die, no age at all.
SDR94103
nah
dbmcvey
Don’t worry. He doesn’t want you either.
dbmcvey
Please stop referring to actors who play gay characters as “gay for pay.” It’s a different thing.
cynthia_foxe
really???? prada???? such over priced made in china junk.
SantaFeJack
Although I have never roofied anyone, I would do it to Jake. It is definitely the only way I could ever “get with him”. Absolutely gorgeous hunk of beefcake! And his sense of humor is fantastic!
tommyboy5023
I never saw this movie. When I think of Hunky Jake, I thought of the Christmas party in Jarhead. With the Santa hat.
FreddieW
He’s definitely one of the fortunate people who look better as they age. He’s also an outstanding actor. But I don’t watch all of his movies because there’s a lot of straight guy stuff in there — war movies and sports movies.
bachy
He’s a great actor, no question. But he reeks of the closet, not unlike Kevin Spacey.