In the red corner, gay adult film star Damien Kyle — who is currently embroiled in a positively ridiculous fight with his boyfriend Paul Cannon about a burrito.

And in the blue corner, his boyfriend/colleague Paul Canon.

Then, things got very dramatic indeed:

We predict that, like pretty much every food fight, this will soon culminate in passionate vengeance sex on the kitchen table.

h/t Str8upgayporn (NSFW)

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