Have you heard the news?
Congress finally (finally!) reached a deal in the latest COVID-19 relief package and we’re all getting… $600!
OK, OK, not all of us.
According to The Washington Post, anyone who earns less than $75,000 a year will get $600. Anyone who makes more than $75,000 a year will receive a reduced amount. Families with children will receive an additional $600 per child.
Here’s what Gay Twitter has to say about the matter…
Guys I’m so excited about the $600 stimulus checks I can’t even decide if I’m going to pay rent for the right side of my bedroom or the left!!!
— Jack (@GayLaVie) December 20, 2020
a $600 stimulus check is so 2020
— alison (@gay4chickfila) December 18, 2020
We should force all of Congress to stay home for 9 months and only give them $600.
— Raging Gay Conservative (@RagingGayCons) December 21, 2020
$600 isn’t close to covering rent but it’s enough to buy a lot of gay pornography
— Prison Rabbit (@PeacefulMoron) December 19, 2020
Idk I’m an entrepreneur. I’m using that $600 to start a business.
— auntie gay (@internetdeputy) December 18, 2020
fellas is it gay to get $600 from the government? you’re literally letting another man stimulate you
— jubjub (@aquafreshXTREME) December 18, 2020
me finding out Congress wants to give us an embarrassing ONE TIME $600 stimulus check
— christopher (@A_Trendy_Gay) December 17, 2020
If Congress doesn’t want the government to shut down, they should just give the government $600.
— Jack (@GayLaVie) December 18, 2020
$600 won’t even cover the parking tickets I got during the FIRST lockdown lmao embarrassing.
— ✨gay boy✨ ACAB (@hellahorchataa) December 17, 2020
What??? You mean giving away $600 won’t cure everything that ails the US economy??? 🤦♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️🤷♂️
— Graham the Old Gay Guy 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 (@gafdog) December 21, 2020
Republicans told us we could afford healthcare if we didn’t buy iPhones. You guys are really shocked they think 600$ is enough?! pic.twitter.com/px8sKbOS9i
— Gay Male Auditioning for the Role of Wiccan (@GayChemist) December 17, 2020
Now, some memes…