Everybody’s favorite psychologically damaging pyramid scheme has produced its most prized artifact to date: a 14-foot poplin shroud of his holiness Tom Cruise.

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Artist Daniel Edwards assisted Cory Allen Contemporary Art in St. Petersburg, Fla. in creating the piece to mark the 25th anniversary of Cruise’s involvement in the Church of Scientology. It’ll be displayed near the church’s cult’s headquarters in Clearwater.

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And to go along with their fake religion, why not produce some fake money?

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A commemorative coin was also produced with Cruise’s profile to honor the countless hours of propaganda he has willingly delivered for the organization.

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h/t E! Online

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