Everybody’s favorite psychologically damaging pyramid scheme has produced its most prized artifact to date: a 14-foot poplin shroud of his holiness Tom Cruise.
Related: New Scientology Documentary ‘Going Clear’ Outs John Travolta. Again.
Artist Daniel Edwards assisted Cory Allen Contemporary Art in St. Petersburg, Fla. in creating the piece to mark the 25th anniversary of Cruise’s involvement in the Church of Scientology. It’ll be displayed near the church’s cult’s headquarters in Clearwater.
And to go along with their fake religion, why not produce some fake money?
How about we take this to the next level?
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A commemorative coin was also produced with Cruise’s profile to honor the countless hours of propaganda he has willingly delivered for the organization.
h/t E! Online
David Powell
Nice… A Collector coin set.
Michael Finnegan
Can it be used as a couch covering, in case I wanna jump up and down like a loony tune?
Bob LaBlah
Some how I would not necessarily doubt a hung, black escort who claims he was a rent boy for Tom Cruise. Tom aIways struck me as a bottom who likes his served up HUGE, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
And by the way,that butt featured here was him in his late teens but it sure as hell aint him now.
Paul Vermette
I thought Tom died…should have
Hugo Ares
it seems he has a fleshy pussy
Ladbrook
An authentic homemade porn tape of Tom taking it from David Miscavige (or vice versa) would earn the lucky owner somewhere upwards of 100 million dollars if correctly marketed on a pay-per-view site.
I’m guessing Travolta has such a tape… and would probably release it if his finances ever got tight. I mean, those private jets he owns don’t pay for themselves! Just sayin’.
NoCagada
I wouldn’t even waste a Santorum on it
Will Moor
Does Tom just WANT to keep looking stupider and stupider and nuttier and nuttier? Honestly I was starting to mellow towards him and appreciate his sexiness again but this kills it for me. Good Gawd.
Jared Rodriguez
“Fake religion”? That’s redundant
Billy Budd
He is completely nuts.
Paul Tidd
I thought that he was leaving the “church”.
nolaboy
Fake religion? Is that meant to suggest that some other religion in existence presently is genuine and not in fact a creation of man and therefore somehow less kooky than Scientology?
mastik8
Would be comic if it weren’t so tragic.
UncleFloppy
Tom Cruise is nuttier than a squirrel turd.
Emery Biggar
Uncut it seems
sanfranca1
@Jared Rodriguez: Exactly!
JB
@Will Moor: I know right? And where is his publicist whenever some idiotic story like this gets released about him? Who’s helping him rein it all in?
Christopher-Aaron Paul Francis Felker
A 14′ tom cruise statue is almost 3x the size of the origional closetcase.
Sameer Nurani
Whats up with the wierd cup? Did he think someone was gonna kick him in his nuts? But then he has made good movies over the years…
lykeitiz
OK, but seriously…..where can you get the coins? Depending on cost, I’m seeing serious Christmas gift bag material here.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Hope for the sake of his tricks that he is a grower not a shower…………..
scotshot
@lykeitiz: The money would go into Scientology’s bank account, would you really want to fund this cult?
Billy Budd
Tom Cruise is as crazy as a three dollar bill.
Tobi
So, that’s what a body thetan looks like. Ugh. 🙁