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If You Can’t Get Gay Married In Arizona, Marry an Illegal Immigrant

You may have wanted God to create an Adam and Steve, but here’s an opportunity to fit in with the lord’s plan. You can, and should marry an Eve — just so long as she’s on the eve of her deportation! It’s time to make Arizona’s Round Up The Illegals law work for us!

The bad news is that your new wife can still be stopped by police for simply looking like an illegal immigrant. The good news is that there’s no law saying police can stop you for doing pirouettes down Main Street, so fag it up, newlyweds!