It’ll Only Cost Me $99 to Learn How to Hate People Like Peter Labarbera? Where Do I Sign Up!

Holy crap am I excited about the Americans For Truth Academy, August’s weekend retreat where Peter Labarbera, of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, will charge attendees — aged 14-25 — some $99 to learn how they too can launch a career in information systems security, business accounting technology being a raging bigot. But sorry, gays, you’re not invited. The educational program is open only to those looking to further their wretched belief in inequality. Don’t miss out, Matt Barber is going to be there!