Jenna Grants Ellen Ranch Wedding Rights

Jenna is our favorite Bush.

The recently married first daughter makes her second appearance on lesbian chatter box Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show today. And, less than a week after grilling John McCain on gay marriage, Ellen tests her luck by asking to use the Bush family ranch for her forthcoming marriage to girlfriend Portia de Rossi:

DeGeneres: So, the ranch was a great place to get married. It looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really.”

Bush: Yeah. That was really nice.”

DeGeneres: So, can we borrow it for our wedding. Can we get the ranch?”

Bush: Sure.

First lady Laura Bush, who also appears on the show, grins and nods, but we know she’d never let lesbians on her grounds. And, even if she did, Barbara would transform back into dragon form and rain fire on Ellen’s gay parade.

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  • fredo777

    Wow. That’s pretty cool, even though there isn’t a snowball’s chance they’d follow through with it.

  • Jackie E.

    Maybe there is hope for the next Bush generation

  • Leandro

    Hope never dies, However we are talking about BUSH

  • logan767

    Jenna actually seems pretty cool. Her mother comes off as a robot on this show though.

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