Pro wrestler-turned-actor John Cena should be arrested for all the scenes he’s stolen in movies this year. He earned critical acclaim and audience guffaws as Amy Schumer’s extremely sensitive (and possibly sexually confused) boyfriend in Trainwreck earlier this year and is now killing it opposite Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in Sisters, particularly with the immortal line “My safe word is ‘keep going.'” (We’re currently working that bon mot into our intimate conversations.) Now the 38-year-old performer has popped into the closet for 7 Minutes in Heaven, a web series from comic Mike O’Brien. The former SNL writer and cast member asks celeb guests to go inside, role play, share some revelations about their lives, then give him a tender yet meaningful kiss on the lips. The ever-game Cena was willing to step in and oblige (for the most part).
Watch what happens below.
drewthemoviefan
What do you mean, he was happy to oblige? He looked extremely uncomfortable and didn’t even kiss the guy back. He just stood there. This is just another, “oh my god straight guys kissing so funny hahaha”
Marc A. Olechnowicz
Hot scene
PeterPiperBoy
You see! This is what I love about John Cena! John Cena was still classy about being kissed by another guy! Some straight guys would have punched the living daylights out of him! Even afterwards, John Cena gave him European kisses too! His girlfriend is so very lucky to have a stud like him! He totally rocks! John Cena just rules in my book!!!
Danny Ray
You see! This is what I love about John Cena! John Cena was still classy about being kissed by another guy! Some straight guys would have punched the living daylights out of him! Even afterwards, John Cena gave him European kisses too! His girlfriend is so very lucky to have a stud like him! He totally rocks! John Cena just rules in my book!!! (y)
startenout
I would like my 4 minutes back, please. Thank you.
Arthur Saavedra
That kiss was pathetic
Sam Oropeza
……. pathetic …..
SportGuy
John Cena is freaking sexy! Absolutely the perfect man :-D!
JPinNC
It was funny!
spiffy
So glad to see this series coming back. I’m sure Mr. Cena was told of the kiss prior to filming — that’s the shtick, hence the name — there were only a few guests which the kiss didn’t happen (Insane Clown Posse?)
Markajv
How stupid are you that you do you think that John had no idea that this was going to happen? Ughhhh. He’s acting now. This is what ya do. Why is this even a column or story?
Captain Obvious
He let the Captain of Team Fruit smack his face like that? I’d knock his jaw out of alignment. I dunno how that was considered cute.
Brian
Ravish my apple breast with your cavernous mouth, Mr Cena.
northparkgemini
I don’t care if you’re gay or straight…if I don’t want your lips on my face, I just don’t want your damn lips on my face! That’s the vibe I’m getting from Cena. Oh, and by the way, he’s got a brother that is out and proud and Cena has never kept that a secret. Proud of his brother! Much respect John Cena! http://www.queerty.com/watch-wwe-superstar-john-cena-says-hes-actually-really-proud-of-darren-young-20130819
Captain Obvious
@northparkgemini: The heck? Did you actually look at Darren Young? He’s black. They’re not brothers and Cena is known to call people faggots.
Ben Davies
Vincent van den Brink
Observant
@Captain Obvious: Perhaps you should watch the referenced video before commenting.
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he can kiss me any time
Captain Obvious
@Observant: Ironically you totally ignore the fact that John Cena has called people faggots. I’ve seen the video already on TMZ when it was relevant, they’re not brothers, and he couldn’t care less about Darren Young.
You don’t seem to know what a publicist is and the fact that he has an image to maintain. Lying now doesn’t change his true behavior which is that of a bigot.
He slaps the man’s face hard because he was made uncomfortable by something he agreed to do.
Perhaps you should learn who you’re talking about before interjecting. John Cena is a known r@cist and homophobe.
Brian
Men who have sex with women rarely identify as straight. In other words, they don’t go around saying “I’m straight”. Theirs is what I call a silent sexuality which is evident in their acts and does not require words to be uttered. I think there’s an inherent power in such a silent sexuality.
A lot of these types of guys can be seduced by men in certain circumstances regardless of how strongly attracted they are to women.
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@Brian: I have been with many of those kind of men sweetheart