It was only a matter of time before Katy Perry got her comeuppance for penning a pop song about lesbian experimentation, when she in fact, has done no such thing. As many you have pointed out, her hits song, the factually untrue ‘I Kissed a Girl’ has made Katy Perry into the James Frey of disposable teen pop– and just like Oprah, we demand justice. If we can’t trust our saccharine pop balladeers to provide us with totally authentic, verifiable generic statements about love and sex, who can we trust?
Rest easy America: Justice has been served in the form of Perez Hilton protege La Coacha (they have a sex tape together), who proves that you can get away with anything if you do it under the guise of a made-up personality.
Watch doe-eyed Katy Perry helplessly play along as La Coacha pulls a chapstick out of her brassiere and offer it to Perry, unaware it’s all a set-up. Then, boom! La Coacha charges at Perry and starts kissing her. Katy Perry’s face is a mask of horror as she tries to escape from the La Coacha’s terrifying grip. Perry runs off and La Coacha sings that stupid song and dances around in triumph.
What’s funny about this clip is that if a random person on the street came up to Katy Perry, bum-rushed her and started to kiss her, security would be pinning her down in a heartbeat, but because La Coacha has a camera, she gets away with it. Remember when Man Bites Dog was still considered a satire?
At this point, we really do feel bad for Perry, whose only crime was wanting to make millions of dollars off of the fact that guys think it’s hot when girls make out. At least now when she comes out with her new hit “I Was Raped in Public By Some Crazy Mexican Bitch”, nobody will complain.
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Joe Moag
I am totally confused by this story as I don’t know who any of these people are.
Chris
La Coacha is a hilarious blogger and Coach to the stars! I love her!!!
her website is http://www.chismetime.com
Karloff
Wasn’t “I Kissed a Girl” originally written and recorded by Jill Sobule in the 90s? And besides, I don’t think pop songs have to be based on actually experiences, do they? Remember Franz Ferdinand’s great leather-daddy-lust song “Michael” When asked how he was inspired to write the song. the lead singer said “Its called an imagination” I certainly don’t care about Katy Perry’s made up seedy sexlife.
Hey, maybe you can post the video of “Michael”?
Inertia_90
@Karloff: Different song, same title.
Ruth Ortiz
OMG, haha. I HEART LA COACHA!!
Maurice Nazar
I would love to see La Coacha interview Britney Spears!!!
Alco
Geez, what is it with the homos and that song. I bet you sang some songs talking about fucking a girl, but is any chick coming up to you and raping you?
It is so ridiculous.
Gast84
@Alco: Well Alco, if you don’t get why some gay people would hate the pseudo-sorority girl-lesbianism that her song totes than you lack the mental faculties to ever grasp that concept. So why bother explaining it to you…
Pete
Yeah… she’s about as funny as cancer and at least 10 years out of date.
Type Dennis Pennis into You Tube, he was doing it 15 years ago. Or Ali G. Or Chris Morriss. All done it better.
Arm and Hammer
HAHA I FUCKING LOVE THE MEXICAN GIRL!!! VIVA LA COACHA
SHE DOES A HILARIOUS BIT ON YOUTUBE CALLED “GAYWALKING”. SHE IS GOING TO BE SOOO BIG. DON’T BE HATING YOU QUEENS, LMAO.
Man-D
Delicious.