Nor Does He Like Floral Design...

Lance Not Lovin’ NYC

Lance Bass‘ career may have brought him to New York, but the Hairspray star’s heart lies elsewhere. New York magazine caught up with the out entertainer and got his uncensored thoughts on the big apple. And they’re not very nice. First, he’s not down with our real estate:

There’s a lot of pieces of crap here for a lot of money. And I don’t think anyone here has any style. I was looking at fully furnished places and it was like, you can either have a bunch of floral prints or some dusty couch from the 1960s.

While the newly single Bass doesn’t say where he finally settled, we bet it’s not the Upper East Side, where former band mate Justin Timberlake owns a restaurant, Southern Hospitality: “I’ve been a few times. But it’s really up there. The Upper East Side? I’m not in college anymore.” No, Lance, no you’re not….

Bass’ New York adventure hasn’t been all bad. The former boy bander learned a new skill: “My walking pace has picked up a lot.” You better be a good runner, girl, ’cause we New Yorkers don’t take kindly to LA-types trashing our town.