Last week we brought you eleven horribly shallow reasons to dump your beau.
Well, some of them didn’t sound so crazy to readers — DVR’ing The Big Bang Theory was even bumped up to grounds for justifiable homicide by one commenter.
Many of you wrote in with your own deal breakers, so naturally we thought we’d give you nine more reader submissions.
Here they are:
ashyuma
Subscribing to Davey Wavey is a deal breaker for sure!
QJ201
@ashyuma: Jacking off to Davey Wavey means pack and leave now
AJAnders
And Davey Wavey’s opinions on deal breakers are relevant because……???
Chris
My story of the leather queen’s break up with his waiter boy friend was a bit more nuanced; but….well played Qweerty, well played.
Gothrykke
9 – Clutch. The. Pearls! I just…that’s the same as saying ‘Sure, I like Jesus, but who’s the little man nailed to the plus sign?’ That’s a gay Turing Test.
ggreen
#10 Sucks dick like a girl.
#11 Obsessed with drag and drag “personalities”
#12 Dislikes masculine men and thinks he’s a top.
DarkZephyr
@ggreen: Mmmkay Masc4masc.
bgrkls
his favorite wine is a rosé.
cmbroach
I am not a “cat” person, and truly get where you were going with that one. But don’t you think its highly insensitive to use a picture of a mutilated cat? Animal abuse is not a funny subject. Poor choice on your part Queerty!
mokuhulu
Damn, shallow much? My deal breakers are these:
Violent – either physically or verbally
Self-hatred – nuff said
User/Slacker/Druggie
I don’t care if they don’t know gay “icons” or dress off or like Davie
Greg Garavani
@cmbroach: Finally someone with a heart!
gesslar
@Greg Garavani @mokuhulu:
These kinds of criteria for dumping someone drive me nuts. They’re so superficial and don’t speak to actual relationship issues.
I will say that the arrogance of …
@ggreen #12 Dislikes masculine men and thinks he’s a top.
… cracked me up.
onthemark
– A guy who eats his peas one at a time. … no wait, that was “Seinfeld.”
– Anyone who’s NOT a cat person can go fvck themself.
– SMOKERS! SMOKERS! SMOKERS! The biggest problem with gay life. The gay male smoking rate is (supposedly) 40% – in reality more like 70% it seems – while the straight male smoking rate is only 17%.
Ms Urethra Johnson
Reality TV is more important than reality…
anyone who uses 2 fingers to try and wack-off a guy…
Listens to gangsta-rap while reading Vogue.
Orders a diet soda with their super sized Big-Mac combo…
Likes the colour pink…
Does not find Tim Tebow sexy…
Thinks anorexic is sexy…
Plucks his eyebrows…
Asks me if I want to try his batch of Truvada…
Ms Urethra Johnson
He doesn’t swallow…
vive
I probably won’t date anyone living with a cat or dog in the house. Allergies mainly, but also the smells, as well as codependency character traits especially dog people have. Outside animals are fine with me.