The teenage girls shriek. Wild horses whinny. Loud hosannas can be heard from Madison Ave to the Nevada desert. “Why all the conflama?” insists the drag queen, roused from her slumber.
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The answer will amaze you: A Kingdom co-star has gone on the record to reveal what it’s like seeing Nick Jonas naked.
“Oh dude,” says Jonas’ Kingdom costar Jonathan Tucker, in a new Allegedly podcast, hosted by Theo Von and Matthew Cole Weiss.
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“He’s everything that one could dream of…”
“… and so much more.”
“He’s built out of Carrara marble…”
“…in the same aesthetic that one would find in ancient Greece.”
We’ll update this story as more details unfold.
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Guy068
After a morning of Raw Story and Gay Star news, thank you, Queerty, for the smiles. Every site needs its niche and yours is one I enjoy visiting multiple times daily…
randeman
This is hilarious.
ProfessorMoriarty
Is Johnathan Tucker a member of our tribe? I always got that vibe, and his, er, VIVID description of Miss Jonas seems indicative of a queer POV. 😎
CaliKyle
Everything I’d hope for and more? Nope,not even a little bit.
Aromaeus
none of that sounds appealing in the least
ingyaom
I saw some Greco-Roman wrestlers in the Olympics who were “everything one could dream”, but Nick Jonas? LOL
slinky49
And Queerty manages to do what I thought was impossible: become even more juvenile.
dubstepskater
Really? Lol… Don’t get me wrong… Nick Jonas is cute as hell, but “everything one could dream”? Hello? Look at my boy Zac (Efron)… Now that’s what dreams are made of…. ??
*of course everyone is entitled to their opinions…. I guess. Lol*
Keebler ILF
@ProfessorMoriarty:
Tucker was a ballet dancer in the 3rd grade.
You might want to check out Jonathan Tucker in The Deep End (where he plays Tilda Swinton’s gay son).
But I’ve seen a partial interview where he sounds like he’s very attracted to girls.
Evji108
There’s one thing you can bet about reading the comments at Queerty, no matter what the subject it will bring out a host of sour, bitchy Queens who feel compelled to tell us all how much they disapprove. Why do you people even read this rag if you hate it so much?
JED08
@Keebler ILF: I agree with you, I think that Jonathan is straight, but I’m pretty sure that he’s an ally. He needs some awards for his work on Kingdom, he just kills it.
Mr.Tim
Jonathan Tucker is married to Tara Tucker 4 years now. That aside one does not have to be gay to appreciate a fine physique. To make such a comment shows that Jonathan is very secure in his sexuality regardless of where he is on the scale.
UWSguy
I’d say Jonathan is lucky
Billy Budd
I think it is fabulous that straight guys are finally admitting they can appreciate the beauty of a male body. Women have been doing this for a very long time but men are scared of sounding gay if they declare their admiration.
drelocks15
@UWSguy: I’d say Nick is lucky if he gets to see Jonathan Tucker undress. I’m not a huge fan of sculpted bodies, but Tucker is out of this world.
CivicMinded
Sorry, Nick, but it’s your brother, Joe, who does it for me.
Captain proton
will no one comment about the aesthetic in
ancient Greece being quite small male organs?
Hillers
@Evji108: Misery loves company. =) So they congregate here to puss puss any and every post made and roundly condemn Queerty, while yet continuing to click on all the articles and generate revenue ad for the site.
The magical circuitry of it all…
Mmmrrrggglll
Hot
Tête Carrée
I was going to comment but after 5 months of trying to log into Sh**ty without creating another profile, username, password (Facebook? No that was useless; WordPress? No that was useless), I feel like I’ve been f**ked by the dinosaur all blacks football team that wore sandpaper for condoms.
tusgold
NICE NIPPLES