The teenage girls shriek. Wild horses whinny. Loud hosannas can be heard from Madison Ave to the Nevada desert. “Why all the conflama?” insists the drag queen, roused from her slumber.

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The answer will amaze you: A Kingdom co-star has gone on the record to reveal what it’s like seeing Nick Jonas naked.

“Oh dude,” says Jonas’ Kingdom costar Jonathan Tucker, in a new Allegedly podcast, hosted by Theo Von and Matthew Cole Weiss.

“He’s everything that one could dream of…”

“… and so much more.”

“He’s built out of Carrara marble…”

“…in the same aesthetic that one would find in ancient Greece.”

We’ll update this story as more details unfold.

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