This week the LGBTQ+ Glitterati™ gathered in Hollywood for the 2023 Queerties Awards, Madonna mourned the death of her brother, and kids responded to drag queens with open arms. Here’s what happened on Instagram:
Michael B. Jordan posed for Calvin Klein.
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Sam Smith got cinched.
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Matt Lister became a bunny.
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Chris Salvatore got his hair cut.
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Cristiano Ronaldo held his rings.
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Maluma got some sun.
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Laith Ashley undressed.
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Nathan Nuyts had the gym to himself.
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Garrett Swann thought it through.
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Neil Patrick Harris lifted weights.
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Jai Rodriguez gave tongue.
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Chai Freeman wore glasses.
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Garrett Hawley worked on his balance.
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Sergio Carvajal went diving.
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Max Emerson headed home.
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Jaymes Vaughan went cruising.
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Tom Daley took a hike.
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Jae Fusz covered his eyes.
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Arthur Nory got a pearl necklace.
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And Tom Prior went to Tulum.
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Kangol2
Michael B. Jordan wins the week, the month, you name it. His pairing with Jonathan Majors in Creed III burns up the screen! Lots of other snacks this week too, including all the fit 40 somethings!
mz.sam
Agreed. But the real life Rocky and Creed is seen on Laith’s Insta-clip training with his dad. Phenomenal!!!
Jimmy T
Max Emerson is physical perfection.
Just.my.opinion
Sam Smith is absolutely repulsive.
GameBoy
No, that would be you based on your need to insult someone’s looks..
dbmcvey
How sad that you’re being forced to look at him.
Openminded
I won’t say Sam is repulsive, but I will say he is NOT attractive. There are many heavy people who carry their size well and are relatively healthy. Unfortunately, Smith simply looks like someone with too much blubber on his body and for some reason believes everybody wants to see how he can flaunt it. Sorry, some will call this body shaming, but there is a very big difference between being a larger size healthy person and just being fat and overweight. Smith will not live a full life with his current body and I will feel sad for his loved ones and fans at the loss, but I will never say he was cheated by fate because he died too young. That will be on him.
abfab
Not too judgey, are we, for such an open mind. I’m trying to find one sentence in your monologue that rings true. There are just too many holes to poke—where would one start?
God man, are you a Debbie Downer or what. Performance art, our beloved Divine, shit, Laurel and Hardy! Give my regards to Narrowville, USA.
Diplomat
Sam trying to look like a tough guy in a corset is totally humorous. I’m proud of Sam for coming to like himself just the way he is and celebrating his non binary status. Though the they/them tom-fukery can take a hike, he is really doing a good job on his self esteem and his high profile career.
My vote of the week: Maxisms. He’s a walking c u m shot.
bachy
Sam is 6′ 2″ and has a “bear” body. I don’t know exactly why he is doing these shoots in corsets and tight lacing around his arms and legs. It is not flattering to his body at all.
I am guessing it is probably a kind of “shock value” strategy to get people talking about him and his new music.
inbama
As Maggie Smith in her Oscar-winning portrayal of the one-of-a-kind schoolmarm Miss Jean Brodie said: “For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.”
GameBoy
Openmined, oh the irony.. first and foremost Sam isn’t that obese at the slightest, and second you can you determine if someone is gonna die young based on their weight, good lord…
abfab
Martha Stewart offered trussing tips.
Yooper
Heavy, overweight, obese, fat, whatever the word of the day is, to say “Sam isn’t obese at the slightest” is just wrong, yes, he is obese. If he’s good with that, good on him, pretending otherwise is just plain silly.
abfab
Like most chubby celebs, he’ll go on to make MILLIONS with Weight Watchers. It’s inevitable. Hello Sarah Fergusen. That’s why we have Think Tanks.
Openminded
GameBoy, Review the actuarial tables on a 1 million dollar life insurance policy for someone Sam’s size and weight and compare it to someone the same age that is considered to be ideal weight and you will see where my conclusion comes from. Policy rates will show you just how much more likely he is to die younger than most.
abfab
Mr OpenMinded. Insurance companies are worse than banks…….actually, they are banks. Do you happen to work in Hartford, CT by any chance? It’s so nice, the way you minimize a human being by ballooning monthly premiums.
Openminded
Abfab, your reply makes no sense as you try to change the subject. Fact is that insurance companies are only concerned with the facts and the facts show that people with bodies like Sam Smith’s are more likely to die earlier than those with less fat. The fact that I find his out of shape ness unattractive has nothing to do with it.
Yooper
Michael B. Jordan and Jaymes Vaughan, nuff said..
Yooper
Sam Smith, to me, seems to be desperately trying to be avant grade, though it translates into ludicrous.
abfab
Avant-garde is a million years ago. So is AVANT GRADE!
The point………………..kids today have not a clue about that movement and they can’t even spell it properly. Perhaps he wants to teach the children well. Who else will? So just look at them and sigh, and know they love you……………….
mateo
My “claims to fame” in terms of celebs started out chastely enough. I shook JFK’s hand when I was 11. And then the rest of them were just sexual encounters after that: sex with 1.) A leading American composer (spent a weekend together); 2.) An astronaut (twice); 3.) A current member of the U.S. Congress (and yes, he’s a Democrat); and finally 4.) I touched Jai Rodriguez’s butt once, getting into the hot tub, ondeck during an Atlantis cruise of the Baltic Sea.
abfab
LOL Bring it baby. It’s getting so boring on this ship………do tell!
bachy
Yes! Spill mateo!
Kangol2
Let’s see:
1) Ned Rorem, John Corigliano or the guy who did all those Alice in Wonderland pieces?
2) A famous astronaut or one of the less famous ones?
3) Congressman Mark Takano or David Cicilline?
4) 😀
abfab
Have they tried concieving babies in space yet?
GameBoy
Yooper, I believe you forgot the “THAT” obese, this isn’t Lizzo we’re talking about, Sam is sure is “big” it’s definitely more of an beer belly type of fat tho
ScottOnEarth
Sam Smith’s pictures are really the most interesting of the lot here….and Jai Rodriguez may want to tidy-up his room before snapping a selfie!
Rambeaux
Mateo:
I love it! Time to pour the Martinis and start dishing.
Sounds like you have much more interesting material than that queen who gave Daddy Partridge a handjob.
Especially the astronaut. Would love to know those details.