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New video threatens to expose Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis’ most embarrassing secret

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.

Strut! Strut! Strut!

When Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis moves across the stage, those heels be lifting!

New video shared on social media over the weekend showed the gay-hating Florida governor walking up on stage with a clear lift in his signature brown cowboy boots.

Slow down the clip, and see that platform werk, honey!

At around the 15-second mark, DeSantis’ elevation is apparent. Then a few seconds later, his heel comes into clear view.

It’s also worth mentioning that DeSantis’ boots appear to be about three sizes too large. Did “Walmart Melania” purchase these bad boys on the clearance rack?

For months, the failing presidential candidate has been dogged with accusations about his footwear. The speculation caused some intrepid TikTokers to examine the shiny black cowboy boots DeSantis was wearing during his interview with Bill Maher recently.

Turns out, they can be found on Amazon for the reasonable price of $32.99!

The first video that went viral makes a simple statement: “Tell me he’s not wearing hidden heels,” the text reads. 

The clip includes an image with a yellow outline over the short candidate’s foot, seemingly showing how the wedge aids his allusion of tall masculine grandeur. 

#HiddenHeel indeed! Who’s ready for #fashionweek?

At the end, the video cuts to an image of a pair of black ClassicSter Womens Hidden Wedge Booties Faux Suede High Heel Ankle Boots.

Listed at 5’9″, DeSantis is playing from a height disadvantage. Every president since Jimmy Carter has been 5’11” or taller. 

Donald Trump stands at 6’2″ or sometimes 6’3″ (depending on whether he has to report his BMI), and Joe Biden is six feet tall.

We may no longer have any moral standards, but when it comes to presidents, we still care about height!

For years, DeSantis’ homophobic wife, Casey, has been in charge of his aesthetics. He started wearing his aforementioned black cowboy boots after he was elected to Congress in 2012.

“She bought him these dumba** cowboy boots because she thought it was part of the image,” an angry staffer told Vanity Fair.

A former TV news anchor, Casey is said to be obsessed with appearance. She reportedly amasses total control over her husband’s wardrobe, right down to his earpieces.

With that in mind, it’s sensible to believe that she would recommend on heels, too. There is plenty of photograph evidence to support the hypothesis.

Of course, there is a lot of irony attached the notion of DeSantis sporting heels while he wages war against drag queens. Florida is one of multiple states to pass an anti-drag law, making it a misdemeanor to knowingly admit a child into a show.

However, an appellate court decided the hateful law can’t be enforced until a trial is held to determine its constitutionality. Many of his attacks against LGBTQ+ people and culture war priorities are failing to pass legal muster.

That’s bad news for DeSantis, who launched his presidential campaign on the back of his anti-gay policies. He’s failed to gain traction at any point during the race.

New polling out of Iowa now shows him tied with Nikki Haley for second place with 16% of the vote, despite shifting roughly one third of his remaining staffers to the Hawkeye State.

With DeSantis seemingly pinning the future of his campaign on Iowa, a bad finish in the caucus could be his final death knell. No heel is big enough to bring DeSantis back to life.

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