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On the Mind of Michael Musto: Why Do You Want to Be My Facebook Friend?

The age old dilemma of To Friend Or Not To Friend hit Musto earlier this afternoon: “But might it not be better to only confirm those you truly know? Why even have cyber friends that are strange fruit from out of left field in some dark alley in the middle of nowheresville? Does it really embolden us to have hundreds upon hundreds of ambiguous people in space claiming to be on our team?” [Musto]

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  • justin allen

    that old, gross fart should be happy to have anybody on facebook add him. He is like the ivy indoors that gets just enough light not to fade forever.

  • christopher di spirito

    But might it not be better to never confirm this bitchy old queen at all? Musto thinks he has something special to offer. Old girl is delusional.

  • Jesse Archer

    Musto is so frickin’ king. I am so less emboldened because I’m not his FB friend!

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