This just in: Perez Hilton thinks successful women who have chosen not to have children can’t possibly be as fulfilled as people with kids, people like him.
It all started when E! News got wind that actress Renée Zellweger has been financially supporting her boyfriend of five years, Doyle Bramhall, since his divorce from his estranged ex-wife Susannah Melvoin.
According to newly obtained court documents pertaining to Bramhall’s divorce, he not only lives with Zellweger rent-free, but she’s been paying between $4,000 to $5,000 a month for his credit card bills.
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Big deal, right? Men support women all the time. Why can’t a woman support a man every now and then? Especially when she’s a famous actress worth an estimated $60 million.
Well, apparently, this is not appropriate. At least not according to Hilton. Over the weekend, the 39-year-old celebrity blogger posted a vlog criticizing Zellweger for being a sugar mama.
“Listen, I don’t need or expect to date someone that makes as much money as me,” Hilton says, “but I don’t want to be dating somebody who is a freeloader.”
He continues, “I expect you to take care of you! That care of your business! I’m here to support you emotionally, spiritually, romantically, but I ain’t here to support you financially.”
Hilton then went on to insinuate that the reason Zellweger doesn’t mind financially supporting her boyfriend is because she doesn’t have children to fulfill her. The implication, of course, is that taking care of a grown man fills the deep and ever-present void she feels from being childless.
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“I have something that Renée Zellweger doesn’t have,” Hilton says with just the slightest air of superiority, “I have kids. And they fulfill me in so many ways.”
He adds, “Renée Zellweger is really happy, I would say, I would think, with her boyfriend, so she’s comfortable paying his credit card bills. Me? No thank you!”
Watch Hilton bash Zellwegger in the video below…
ChrisK
You mean there’s actually someone for this toxic queen that’s not there for compensation?
calpoidog
And she seems to have something you don’t Perez…a boyfriend.
God, that guy would make any dick go limp.
Charlie in Charge
Ha! Well played. He is such a vile, simple-minded, mean spirited embarrassment.
pudman56
Go limp? If I knew it was going to be him, it was already limp and going to stay that way. I know. Since he’s into shaming Rene Zeleweger for not having children, I’ll just shame him for losing weight and not looking one bit better for it. Lift some weights, Perry. A few crunches wouldn’t hurt either. I have to say, though, you do have those child bearing hips. Did you have epidurals when you had your kids. Oh, right, you don’t know what it’s like to be a woman, so please, SHUT THE F**K UP!
leobaga
No wonder he supports Hillary. He’s as vile as she is. Disgusting.
Bob LaBlah
He knows Caitlin Jenner will fire back at his ass so he chooses people whom he knows will do the smart thing and ignore him.
not a clone
wow you were able to connect those lines so clearly… Do it again, let me spit out two random words: Megatron and Ice (do it , connect them to Hilary) ..
DCguy
This is the sad things about the anti-lgbt troll (Mo Bro) and his many screenames. He doesn’t know when to try to hide his derangement.
This is a gossipy article about two people, and you are so crazy you can’t even respond to it without trying to bring up somebody who isn’t even in office.
How sad, tell Putin to please rescind your paycheck for today.
tham
@not a clon
You gave me a good laugh
pudman56
You don’t realize how stupid your comment was, do you? Not just because you had to go and politicize this, but Hillary is actually the anti-Trump, meaning she’s incapable of being disgusting.
pudman56
To be clear, my comment was directed at Bob LaBlah, blah, blah, blah.
Ummmm Yeah
Bad hair and a worse dress?
pudman56
From his hair to his toes (I’m guessing) makes it very apparent that he did not get the gay dressing gene. I wouldn’t be caught dead looking like that. Well, maybe if it were a Mac truck that ran over me about 5 or 6 times.
Smith David
Ughhh, I wish a year of non-stop diarrhea on this man. I thought fatherhood would’ve changed him.
But nope! He’s still at it. Then he’ll go into one of his crying fits and expect folks to feel sorry for him. How about you focus on being a good father than you are a person Perez.
Kieran
Donald Trump has a better job than you, more kids than you, more money than you, more everything than you…….but I don’t think Melania will give him up.
DCguy
Mo Bro, your OTHER screename (LeoBaga) already tried to turn this post political. But thank you for not differentiating enough between your screenames. It makes it very easy to spot them, which in turn makes you look even more stupid….which is funny.
Thanks for trying! (Waving)
pudman56
I don’t disagree but I am confused on the Perez/Trump no husband/wife thing.
Xzamilloh
That’s not even catty…. it’s just an unnecessary jab at someone who has all the resources to have kids if she wanted to, and doesn’t. so it’s likely a choice. Not every woman — or person for that matter– needs or wants kids to be fulfilled.
And the fact that he says his kids fulfill him isn’t surprising at all. People with little substance or who refuse to look at their own faults often need “distractions.” But, those kids will grow up and move on, and he’ll just be older with the same faults and even more bitterness.
1898
ew, who cares about this guy? don’t give him more attention
nitejonboy
I feel sorry for Perez’s kids…I’m sure they’re counting down to the day they turn 18 and can get away from his troll ass!!
xtianLAX
Is this what irrelevance looks like?
pudman56
No. Irrelevance is much more attractive. Insipid and, well yeah I guess you’re right, irrelevant is the right word.
Dwight
And another difference between the two of you Perez?
I doubt we’ll ever be “treated” to a video of Renee crying because she lost a job.
StudioTodd
“‘I have something she doesn’t have’”
We know…STI’s, a face that looks like a hemorrhoid-covered asshole, the ability to stimulate a gag reflex just by looking at you, a putrid personality, more people that hate you than don’t…the list goes on and on…
pudman56
Agree with it all except STI’s. What are STI’s?
Donston
And of course, trolls randomly bring up Trump and Hilary.
The dude is a kook with no job or no influence and his kids are likely the only thing that gives him any sense of significance and keeps him from falling into a deep depression.
pudman56
LOL…no, he passes them off to his live-in nanny when he starts feeling depressed.
CanadianGuy62
Actually, she’s doing the greenest, and least-selfish thing she can by NOT having kids. This planet is dying and its mainly due to MASSIVE overpopulation.
Governments continue to give tax breaks to people to have kids, just so that the Ponzi schemes known as government pensions can continue to be “sustainable.”
Clay83
After seeing that vile human on celeb big brother in the UK, I actually feel for those poor kids. He is deranged and dangerous.
Jack Meoff
Tell me again how that loser Perez Hilton became a celebrity?
Donston
Like most talent-less people: by being a narcissistic leach who is willing to do or say anything for notice. Thankfully, whatever type of power he used to have has completely evaporated.
QJ201
This one is off her meds, I mean Perez.
Remember Pretty Horrids audience is mostly young tween girls… which is the really disturbing part.
Some old bitter queen telling young girls how to be fulfilled as women.
And it was already said. Maybe if PH had a boyfriend…
Luc
Yeah, he’s the worst. But I mean, this is what he does. He inserts his opinion, which no one asked for, on celebrities’ life choices. His tone has changed though. He used to be openly bitter and nasty and mean, and now he is like, fakey-fake nice. His blog has gotten really boring, its mostly just rehashing celebrity news you can get off TMZ or Just Jared, but with an annoying opinion (with exclamation points!!!!) added onto it.
But, he’s gotta pay the rent just like the rest of us. We don’t have to pay attention. Hopefully Renee Z doesn’t give a f*** either.
pudman56
I highly doubt she even knows about his feelings toward her and if so, doesn’t give a F**k.
DCguy
And Perez, she has something you don’t have…..$60 million dollars.
pudman56
I live on less than $14,000 annually, disability, and I bet you 10 to 1 my life is more fulfilled and happier than all his $60 million could make me. All the money in the world doesn’t make nice. The comment section is evidence of that just in case you missed it in the article.
AndThenTheresMax
Tacky! Classless! And Tasteless!
He’s a fading blogger whose gone from being relevant to being the punchline of jokes in bath houses!
What kills me is people still pay attention to what he does!
It’s like Madonna once said, “If I’m not relevant then why do people write about and photograph me?!”
I call on Queerty to ban all Perez Hilton news. The only way silence this smear is to just not pay attention to him.
Can’t we give him to the Alt Right? (As target practice?! Oops did I say that?)
pudman56
Yes, you did say that. And yes, I do agree 100%.
bushwickfreddy
Shame on me for reading this article about that awful Perez Hilton—but I thought it was old because I haven’t heard his name mentioned in years. I had a moment of following his old blog, but then it became a vortex of “every hot dude in Hollywood is secretly gay”…He is still as toxic and self-loathing as ever and if thinks Renee Zellweger had such a boring day as to care what he thinks about her, he’s as delusional as I thought.
prarie pup
How is anything Renee Z does or does not do any of his business? What a NERVE!!
tham
Is it me or is Perez looking more and more like TJ Miller in drag?
pudman56
Miller’s no hottie, but he’s better looking, has a real career, is married, but OMG, they don’t have children. SHE probably doesn’t want any, SHE probably doesn’t have $60 million. She’s probably happy, the marriage is only 2 years old…and not to him.
pudman56
So let’s see if I have this correct. You claim you were bullied by Taylor Swift and that was wrong but you shame Renee Zelweger for not having children and that’s okay? You’re not just a bitch anymore, you’re a stupid one. When people get married they promise to be there through sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer. I think that applies to two people who are in a committed relationship if they agree to and whether or not they agree to is none of you GD business. And WhoTF do you think you are shaming her for not having children? Do you have a clue as to how many women CHOOSE to remain childless. Or how many women do not choose but are incapable of having children. You still give gay people a bad name. Remember all those years you could have been, and probably were, fat shamed? How did that work for you?
There are more childless women today than ever before – but why?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/childless-women-on-rise-more-than-ever-before-fertility-crisis-menopause-career-study-reveals-a7882496.html
See, this is how you back up a story as opposed to talking out of your ass. Besides, Rene’s still prettier than you are and that’s what you’re jealous of.