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PHOTOS: Breakfast Of Campione

MORNING GOODS — We’ve looked up and down, left and right, but we didn’t find a single place on Jake Campione that needs cleaning.

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17 Comments*

  • BK

    I love the vintage look of these pics, like early 90s ads.

  • Aaron in Honolulu

    Yes, a bottle of that please. 0_0 *melt*

  • Blaine Ward

    Very nice but these pics are at least 10 years old. Still, what a hunk!

  • Anyway

    Right off the bat, it’s nice to see such a sweet smile on such a hunky bod. Happy clicking!

  • tapoh

    His smile is actually his most attractive feature, for me at least. Tired of brooding models.

  • drooler

    Nice pics, but the encoding sucks. Don’t like seeing all those jpeg artifacts over that hot bod!

  • Robb

    Oh, Lord, you have NO idea how badly I’d like to clap eyes on the 3 – count ’em – 3 people who marked this guy ‘fail’.
    What is WRONG with you people ????

  • Alexander Xavier

    Vintage? Must be a 20 something speaking. The guys that we see daily are very attractive, but they are all starting to look the same. Sprinkle in more guys that are of different backgrounds, and body types. There are very attractive men out there that haven’t juiced and starved themselves to look “perfect”.

  • Slingshot

    Fail, might have more to do with queertys layout style, and lack of thumbnails?

  • declanto

    Fail might also have to do with the lack of quality Drooler mentioned. Shabby reproduction is NOT attractive.

  • Ted B.

    Thumbnails please…the need to reload the WHOLE PAGE takes too-much time and computer resources.

  • pete

    Boring…..I agree that Queerty shows way too many guys with the same body. Oh, look at my 6-pack! Oh, look how I shave all my body hair! Oh, look how you can see the outline of my cock!….Next!

  • Jack E. Jett

    My life is so sad and pathetic. I have now taken to just looking at the name on Morning Goods and then doing a Google search for nudes.

    By the time I go through ALL these photos, I could have gone to the Baths.

  • allancsn

    MMMM do me or do him – beautiful young man.

  • Daez

    Cute, but yet another hairless wonder. Hairless wonders get so BORING after awhile. How I wish I would have been around in the 70s to view some truly hairy vintage hunks in their prime.

  • Phil

    @Alexander Xavier: Juicing would make you way more massive and cutting is not synonymous with starving. But that would mean that you’re not putting in enough effort to look as “perfect” as him, right?

  • declanto

    Save yourselves a bunch of clicks, it doesn’t get better than #1.

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