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PHOTOS: Hahle’s Comet

  MORNING GOODS — Raised in a small Iowa town, Luke Hahle (that’s HAY-lee) almost got his start in modeling when a scam artist tried convincing him he was model worthy. And then, when he made his own go of it, one agency told him he needed to lose weight. Fast forward to shoots with Bruce Weber for Abercrombie & Fitch, and starring as Cosmo‘s “Guy Next Door,” and we’d say Luke, now living in Chicago, is doing just fine. (That doesn’t mean we forgot to include photos of Luke as a shirtless model-bartender.)

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26 Comments*

  • Joe

    I love all the scruff and fur!!!! YUM!

  • SouLKid

    He’s a model? ok…where do i sign up?

  • tavdy79

    I saw pic #1 and was all like “meh” but I gave him a chance and clicked to pic #2 and my jaw just dropped like a stone. Mmmm furry!

  • Mike in Asheville

    What works about this one is that he looks like he’s into having really fun sex. Those mischievous eyes and smile! Reminds me of my college boyfriend (yikes that was 30 years ago); whole lots of fun.

  • terrwill

    He’s doable and cute, but no hotter than many of the guys I would see at a local bar………

  • James

    He’s hot (especially in #2!) And is that Ronnie Kroell from Make me a superstar wearing the red bow-tie in #21?

  • McShane

    I’ve seen some very cute guys from Iowa: not sure if they know how to have sex, but are really sweet and seem sexy I’d like to give a go at teaching them.
    At his age, on his body the veneer of body hair is adorable; he’s sure though to turn into a rabbit, or even worse, a bear with time unless he has a good all over defurring regularly.
    For now he’s fine.

  • FakeName

    What’s with the alien in 33 and 34? Trevor Neubauer was photographed being molested by it too. Is this a meme now?
    http://u1.ipernity.com/12/87/04/5988704.74376a9a.560.jpg

  • Tom in COS

    Thank you Queerty for giving me a great respite from the tedium that is my job. This boy is beautiful!

  • B Damion

    Nothing to write a song about. but he’s good looking.

  • Kevin_BGFH

    I don’t often do it with this many photos, but I clicked to see every single one. Love the otter fur on #2, but actually, #1 was my favorite though most were delightful.

  • Sam

    OMG. #18. O. M. G.

  • Suburban

    I LOVE Pic 2, that chest hair looks soooo hot. Good God is that sexy as hell. I noticed that the next few are mostly in B&W and the hair is gone, why? I like #9 too, I’d love to help him out of those jeans.

  • Dame Helga von ornstein

    He would have been ideal in early 1980’s porn but after pic #4 I threw in the towel. If this guy is model quality I think many of you who have ever thought about it should give it a try.

  • cj

    i like that they kept hair on a younger model
    dont need yo be a daddy to be scruffy

  • Daniel

    This guy seems to give off a lot more warmth and personality than most other MG’s. I think it’s the sexy eyes and cheeky smile? He’s definitely one of my favourites.

  • mike

    You know what would be awesome and super convenient, Queerty? If you could please install a Facebook-like element to your pics, so that when you click on it, it automatically goes to the next picture.

  • Lukas P.

    Why is it that people named Luke, Lucas, Luc, Lukas and Luca are so damn hot? Lol.
    I’m glad he shows a little fur, too. Yummo.

  • wmcarpenter

    18, 19, 26, 28, 31

  • Steven W

    They told him to lose weight? Wow

  • Adam

    Makes me proud to have grown up in Iowa 😉

  • Mike

    And apparently he’s been in a music video as “the hot guy”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ghJ8c-uTw

  • VixcB

    I will admit I love a man with hair and I wish we could see more models with chest hair. It is refreshing and sexy. What better way to advertise to men then to have models who look like men.

    Check out http://www.VixcB.com

  • balehead

    So much jealous on here still!

  • Snausages

    I bet he likes to read.

  • montanom

    I am so disgusted by the whole modelling world: sugar daddies feeding their sexual desires on their models, OCD perfection standards, and no human worth in all of this. I was told so many times I could be a model, and then told I was a fucking QUARTER-INCH too short (6 foot even less a quarter inch?). Someone also said I was too skinny… I was weighing 135 lbs. then. I wasn’t underweight but that’s pretty much what they expect from models. I’m so glad I’m out of it, and I weigh 145 lbs. now, and I am happy and worth, not because of how I look, but because of who I am now. My name now is : Miracle! I got that name from someone at Burning Man.

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