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PHOTOS: Hereeeee’s Carson!

MORNING GOODS — Yep, there’s a lot of muscle on Brian Carson. The 44-year-old Men’s Workout model spends his days toiling away at a sports medicine practice. But at night, well, we imagine he’s just like this. (Photos: eyecapture, I Must Be Dead, Jason Ellis, Peter Salama)
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36 Comments*

  • SouLKid

    Those veins are not sexy at all.
    Shouldn’t a 44 year old be cutting off the hours he spends at the gym?

  • terrwill

    Kudos to the excellent shape for 44yo, sorry those huge freakin
    veins are a deal killa…………….

  • dk

    SouLKid

    Shouldn’t a 44 year old be cutting off the hours he spends at the gym?

    WTF? Why yes you are absolutely right. We in our 40’s just spend time eating soup and hobbling around on our walkers waiting for our next diaper change…

  • Joseph

    Yuck! I just threw up a bit in my mouth:s

  • hardmannyc

    Wow. Just wow. He’s probably juicing, but so what? The results are FABULOUS.

  • RD

    He looks like He Man action figure from when I was a kid. Yuck!

  • Michael

    Jaw dropping. Must..! Get..! To gym..! Right now!!!

  • Kyle

    He’s so gross even his veins are trying to escape him.

  • Chance

    I think I know why you guys aren’t comfortable with veins. The way I understand it, you can’t really see veins when you’re diabetically obese. But while they may seem strange to you, those are, in fact, the things that carry the blood to your toes. So they don’t have to be amputated when your ankle fat starts tingling. Fitness is fun!

  • Josh NYC

    Oh no, Fat people protesting a Fit guy again?

    Look, it’s very easy:

    FAT is LAZY
    FAT is UNHEALTHY
    FAT is UNATTRACTIVE

  • McShane

    While I’m not a fan of huge muscle development-sexually that is, Im’sure that If he’s a sport’s medicne doctor he’s doing something he likes in a healthy way (cardiovascular. dev) Some people see weight lifting as a sport.

    That is a great face!

    In tune with what DK (above said) It seems kind of pathetic to see men 40+ working at getting fat and unappreciative of what they do have.”spend time eating soup and hobbling around on our walkers waiting for our next diaper change”.

  • Josh NYC

    @ SoulKid:

    Should it be “Fat” SoulKid?

  • Paul

    Well that’s definitely a ‘roid body but i like it, veins and all!

  • terrwill

    ‘Roid guys have minus’ instead ‘o penises! : P

  • hardmannyc

    ^^^ I’ve been with several guys who do ‘roids, and I can say that that’s the comment of someone who has not.

  • Austin

    I think he’s gorgeous, veins or no,
    but seriously, He’s Orange!

  • mark

    Striking face and chest, but too veiny in the arms and legs.

  • Stenar

    GROSS. Too much time in the gym. He could’ve been defined and muscular, but laid off the weights a while ago.

  • terrwill

    No. 14 · hardmannyc: I neva been wit one waaay too big
    for my desires…..is it also false that the nutbag actually contains raisins? and that you can pretend you are reaing braile by running hands over the backcne??? : P

  • Republican

    Look, he’s a little overly muscular for my taste too, but some of you complain even when the guy is just a nicely ripped jock (which is perfectly healthy and attractive), so I don’t know what would please some of you. Rush Limbaugh in a speedo?

  • Chance

    Oh Republican, you make me weak in the knees.

  • terrwill

    No. 19 · Republican: Oh Gawd, I just lost my lunch! Thinking
    about Rush Windbag in a speedo ;-{

    ps: He is my choice for the next rightwing-nutbag lunatic
    to be dragged outta his self hating closet………

  • hardmannyc

    Terriwill: Sometimes true about the nutbag, depends on where they are in cycle, how much, personal medical history, testosterone level, etc.

    As for “running hands over backbone”: If you mean they’re sinuous and veiny, yeah. But I like a lack of body fat 🙂

  • alan brickman

    Jealous, jealous, jealous…

  • Suburban

    There is such agism here anymore, are you supposed to die after 40, and I’m not even 40 yet. I think he has a great body, he should be very proud of it and show it off!!

  • Nick

    Definie hair issues

  • drresol

    Well, he’s obviously a good-looking man (else he wouldn’t be featured on MG)…he’s a bit over-muscled for my tastes, but I’ll concede that that is simply my personal tastes; others may find that very attractive. To each his own. But man…those veins…I won’t even call them unattractive. They look bizzare and alien. This is the first MG who made me feel a bit squeamish.

  • David

    He’s a beautiful man, but, he’s taken it a few steps too far. Bring the body fat up a couple % to minimize the vascularity. You have to admire the work he has put in though. They would love him if he ever has to check in to the hospital, they have a bunch of veins to choose from.

  • Darryl

    Good-looking guy, but like so many men, he’s stuck in the decade of his 20’s – which was the 80s. Too tan, too much muscularity and a little too cheesey. Slim down a bit, get a haircut and let the tan fade dude! Try not to look so self-possessed, also – you’ll be much more attractive..

  • Tackel

    #10 @ Josh NYC

    The same things could be said about a STERIOD user.

    1. Steroids are the LAZY mans way out.
    2. Steriods can be unhealthy.
    3.And while the model does heve a good looking face, the body is unattractive.

    And at his age,if he chooses to come off the roids and go nutural, his body skin is gonna sag like you would not believe. Seen it many of times. Steriods destroy collagen.

  • Mike

    Almost 2010 and gay men are still insulting each other.

  • Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

    Screw the complainers…have him wrapped and placed under my tree.

  • Suburban

    @ Ted B, thanks for that. The critism over his age, is this what I have to look forward in a few years, very depressing…I would kill to look 1/2 that good at any age.

  • jockstrapping

    A little too overdeveloped but I can live with it. Sadly, he chooses to dress like a 20-year-old. He would be infinitely more sexy in a pair of boardshorts or trunks rather than some quasi-International Male get up.

  • BB

    So sad to hear such mean comments about a delightful man who puts health & fitness first..Really boys..you only wish you had that face, bod and skin. No matter the age.
    Take a look around and see the fat on most people who are wayyyy to lazy to do anything about it.
    I think it should be mandatory for one to post their own half naked body pixs on here when they make a comment..and lets all see what you look like..lol. I am sure it would be a Saturday Night Live comedy show!

  • BB

    So sad to hear such mean comments about a delightful man who puts health & fitness first..Really boys..you only wish you had that face, bod and skin. No matter the age.
    Take a look around and see the fat on most people who are wayyyy to lazy to do anything about it.
    I think it should be mandatory for one to post their own half naked body pix’s on here when they make a comment..and lets all see what you look like..lol.
    I am sure it would be a Saturday Night Live comedy show!

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