Much to the dismay of fans of aging boy bands everywhere, the Jonas Brothers announced they were breaking up this week … just as they were getting all sexy, buff and swarthy! And while no self-respecting gay boy should be able to name one of their Disney rock songs to save their life, everyone knows nobody fills out a tight Mickey Mouse T-shirt quite like Nick and Joe. Sorry, Kevin.
So while these former purity ring wearing bros take a time out to fade off into obscurity, here’s some other hot other male siblings who look great in their genes.
James and Dave Franco
Whether in high profile films like Milk or hysterical funny or die videos, the Francos know how to give good gay role play.
Charlie & Max Carver
The two best reasons to watch Teen Wolf.
Liam & Chris Hemsworth
The Aussie hunks make everyone want to go Down Under.
Prince Harry & Prince William
Neither is King of England yet, but both have the adoration of every queen.
Enrique Iglesias & Julio Iglesias Jr.
These gorgeous Spanish hermanos speak our language.
Chris Evans and Scott Evans
Captain America has a real life gay brother. We are all saved.
Val & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Dancing with the Stars)
Apparently, tan, shaved smooth, ripped bods run in the family. There is no doubt they are abs-olutely related.
The Baldwin Brothers – (Alec, Stephen, Billy, Daniel)
OK, OK, maybe 20 years ago, before Alec got bloated, Stephen went right wing/bat-shit crazy, Billy disappeared and Daniel, um, oh yeah there’s Daniel, too. Long live the ‘90s!