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PHOTOS: Jonesing For Patrick

MORNING GOODS — Patrick Allan Jones, the 24-year-old New York model-actor, has a body type a certain editor here loves: muscular upper body, and just a little bit thicker through the hips (Page 9) and legs (Page 7).

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  • Tackle

    #7
    Nothing wrong with baby making hips!

  • Brad

    Now THAT is boy-next-door material. Very handsome. And I agree, the hips/thighs/legs are his hottest features. Badunk-a-dunk baby!

  • dk

    Was ready to call him a Jersey Shore knock off… till I saw the last pic. Beautiful.

  • scott ny'er

    ok. who did the styling in pic #2. That was not a flattering pic. Nice shirt. Then you move down to the pants and it just does not go well together.

    What’s weird is in some pics he looks really hot and others he’s just ok. I agree the last pic he looks hot.

  • EdWoody

    He pretty. Me like.

  • L.J.

    @Tackle: Good taste, Tackle.

    Love no.7.

    Muscular torso, slim waist, comfortably mountable hips = Delicious!

  • Devon

    Dat ass.

  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    Would love to climb up on this stud. Those abs are incredible.

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  • Bob R

    In the hands of a decent photographer this guy would be phenomenal. He looks good, no doubt, but a decent photographer could really make him stand out. Very nice, any way.

  • romeo

    mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • JR

    More for you guys… The photos vary between amateur and creepy & his look is still very Jersey Shore to me. Also, he is wearing unflattering swimwear that is waaaaaaaaay too small for his zoftig middle and lower body… He goes from ‘Joey’ to ‘Doughy’ in 0.5 seconds… I will let you guys figure out which half is which. There is potential… but he’s just not my cup ‘o tea. Maybe a better photographer would have made me cum around! I am so about to get a professional camera and put myself out there so I can get to photograph half to full nekid men!!! Seems anyone can do it these days!!!

  • Dasher

    To edit out the creepy photos, and put in all the hot photos…isn’t that what editors are for?

    In the last photo — save the best for last theory — he looks adorable.

  • DR

    I actually like that the last few sets have been something other than the smooth, 2% body fat model types most gay guys seem to fawn over. I’d rather look at a guy who is in shape and has a bit of meat on him instead of a flawless six pack than the skinny boy-men usually foisted upon us.

  • McShane

    That plump bottom half just doesn’t work for me. A nice high riding ass is one thing but this is just too much meat to know what to do with. They try being tops since they are such unmanagable bottoms, and that’s just not not for me-uff.

  • B Damion

    Slezzy..n cheep. Next>>>>>i’m not fond of jersey boys.

  • Suburban

    This guy is hot but not a gym rat. I like #2, it’s very Clark Kent, #3, he wears that top well and nice arms. #4 is hot and I’m not into motorcycles. I don’t like #5, it’s not flattering. #11, that’s a great smile. @DR, as much as I fawn over the 2% body fat type is does get tiresome to look at.

  • Steven W

    Number #4 makes him look tiny. They should have taken that one from a crouched position imo.

  • Sexy Rexy

    Where are the pics that show his hips and legs to the best effect? I only saw one.

  • balehead

    Stop the jealous already…push your face back into the cheetos….

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