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PHOTOS: Sami Sweetheart

MORNING GOODS — Las Vegas-via-Finland model Sami Eskelin gives whole new meaning to “tighty whities.” (Photos: ASJ, S. Hoover)

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34 Comments*

  • Adam

    can’t even imagine having any kind of interesting conversation with this man.

  • SouLKid

    Not attractive at all.

  • Christopher in VA

    Daniel Craig is the only man I can think of who looks good this pumped up. Just too much. Pretty mug, though.

  • Christopher in VA

    Damn, especially in #12!

  • Will

    Hot body if you’re into that sort of thing… but his eyes look so… vacant.

  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    Wow factor all around with the body, face and hair.

    Josh Weston –
    http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

  • Hamburglar

    Hey, if y’all don’t want him…

  • hf2hvit

    He makes a great model but most of the pics make him look like a product from a taxidermy studio.

  • Law

    :: hurls :: There is nothing hot about veins that look like they are about to burst.

  • Leto

    I can’t imagine looking at these pictures and the first thing I worried about is whether he can carry a conversation! PRIORITIES are way off in these comments.

  • GPM

    Since when did “morning goods” become a site about showing off guys who are good conversationalists? This one is just fine. Really fine.

  • Joseph

    too much muscle, no body hair and an ugly face make for a complete fail this morning!

  • Blaine Ward

    @Law: The “hot” comments are usually made by 500-pound, lonely old farts.

  • Black Pegasus

    HOT!

    But he needs to lay off the styling gel.

  • ron

    He’s got luscious lips, a fab body, but obviously as dumb as a stump. He really should work on his abs, poor thing.

  • concernedcitizen

    I agree RON he has the best lips I’ve seen on here yet!

  • pericg

    thundercats ho!

  • Hilarious

    Time saver: 1, 5, 6, 7, 13, 15, 16

    Baby boy is hot. Ya’ll calm down.

  • alan brickman

    HE’S HAWT, HAWT, HAWT!!! YOU’RE JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS…hit a gym already and stop whinning..no wonder equal rights are taking so long….

  • alan brickman

    I’m 6’5 235 lbs ripped….

  • Clint

    alien.

  • mrpeenee

    Alien? Taxidermy? Whatever. I think he’s dazzling. Anyone who can pull off that Lady Gaga-apres ski thing in #8 is phenomenal.

  • jimmy

    He genuinely has a nice body, but is face is so…weird for lack of better explanation (I’m a face man).

  • Queenie Martin

    @Adam: Well, obviously NO ONE could possibly have any intelligent conversation with you. You’re an IDIOT!

  • L.

    @alan brickman: That’s freakishly tall for a troll.

    (BTW, you left “fat” out of your boilerplate comment above.)

  • David in Houston

    These pictures are here so we can objectify him… not wonder what his thoughts are on 4D spacial anomalies. He has a perfect physique (if you’re into men with muscles), and he’s quite handsome too. What’s the damn problem?

  • alan brickman

    not fat at all…I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF TO HELP OTHERS… please do the same….

  • David

    5’2″

  • ganymeade

    He is a Baltic beauty. The eyes look Samai which are a Finnish indigenous people. They have been in the Baltic region longer than the Magyars and the Vikings. I have very similar eyes and lips due to my Swedish heritage. Since Alan spilled his info:
    I am 5′ 6 ‘130lbs and very fit with a boyish , Nordic face.

  • Terry Dock

    Holy fuck! The world needs more eyes like those. Oo

  • Terry Dock

    @ganymeade: Then we need to get married and start making babies! Oh wait, doesn’t work that way… :p

  • declanto

    Superb Saami! I am sooooo queer for blue eyes and black hair.

  • Hilarious

    @ganymeade: My aunt and cousin both have eyes like his and they’re black. My uncle’s face looks like this guy’s too.

    I don’t think region has anything to do with it and well you can literally link the entire population of humans together genetically so it’s more or less just a roll of the dice.

  • darkanser

    I guess the old adage is true: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think he’s one of the most striking men I’ve seen on Queerty. Makes me wonder what he did/does before modeling.

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