PHOTOS: The Best Butts And Bulges In Male Soccer

Sinfully-sexy soccer players from all over the world are currently battling it out on the field at the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil. In addition to getting caught in some rather compromising positions, soccer players wear some of the sexiest uniforms, second only to wrestling singlets in the “most sexy” category. We love those short shorts and knee high socks. And we especially love the bodies underneath. Scroll down to see photos of the best butts and bulges in male soccer.





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  • Random

    Nope. Not creepy at all.

  • Billy Budd

    Are the masseurs who work for soccer teams gay? They should be.

  • uruz422

    @Billy Budd: The lucky ones are =)

  • justSomeGuyFromNJ

    Soccer needs to be more like hockey. When a dude deliberately yanks your shorts down, you should be able to punch him in the face.

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