File under Things You’ll Absolutely Never Need: A Dynasty reboot.
Nevertheless, a Dynasty reboot you shall receive: The CW will be taking on the soapy Carringtons and scandalous Colbys in a new series scheduled for 2017.
As Deadline reports, it’ll be penned by Revenge‘s writer-producer Sallie Patrick, alongside the original husband-and-wife duo Esther and Richard Shapiro. And the whole project hails from Gossip Girl creators Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage.
So expect lots of catlike machinations and everything just really, really bitchy.
Meanwhile, the CW is also working on an adaptation of The Lost Boys that’s “envisioned for a seven-season, anthology-style run.”
So maybe this guy will be coming back into our lives. Hit it: