Residents in the city of Vero Beach, FL (pop. 15,749) are on edge after a persistent “Glory Hole Driller” has begun striking their public restrooms at random.
Police are on the hunt for the person responsible for drilling several glory holes in various public restrooms around the quiet Florida town. The most one was discovered last week by municipal employee Brad Dewson.
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Dewson contacted authorities last Friday at around 9:30 a.m. after discovering yet another glory hole had been installed inside the men’s restroom at Treasure Shores Beach in Vero Beach.
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Dewson told the responding officer that someone had drilled a “circular hole drilled into the divider wall separating the urinals from the toilets.” He was frustrated because he had already patched up a similar hole in that same bathroom once before.
“Based on the location of where the hole was drilled,” the officer noted in his report, “it is commonly used for male subjects to place their genitalia through it and have oral sex performed on them.”
Unfortunately, police say they do not have a suspect or any leads in the case. As a result, it has been listed as “inactive.” The bathroom, however, is another story.
h/t: The Smoking Gun
Jason Sutton
Daniel Mcgrath 😉
John Malin
Desperate Driller seeks Dick!
Glücklich
More like Small Town Edged at Persistent Glory Hole Driller’s.
onthemark
An altruistic, civic-minded volunteer is on the loose!
JAW
lock him up… he will get more then enough dick in jail
hope that they also fine in big bucks for the damage he caused
George Broadway
Too funny !!!
Will Glitzern
LOL
redcarpet30
Must be a slow crime day that they can spend time investigating glory holes. Even if they catch the guy whats the worst they can charge him with? Misdemeanor destruction of property?
Jeff Phillips
the glory hole bandit
Jaime Enrique Sibauste
Chris is this near you? Lol!ð???ð???
Chris Deejay Smeejay Hodgson
Police are looking into it….
paul dorian lord fredine
the town is on edge about THIS???? my god, call out the fbi swat team!!
BigG
Glory holes are amazing!
Roan
Maybe if these idiots got more blow jobs, they wouldn’t be so uptight in the first place.
Marky
This would make a really good subplot for a John Waters movie.