Could “Tan Mom” be the most sane GOP politician in Florida?
Patricia Krentcil, who rose to national infamy in 2012 for taking her five-year-old daughter to a New Jersey tanning salon, announced this week she’s running to challenge Republican senator Rick Scott in 2024.
In her inaugural campaign ad, Krentcil acknowledges her previous bouts with viral fame, and says she’s a changed person. But one section in particular caught our attention.
Halfway through the spot, Krentcil stands up for drag queens and LGBTQ+ people, saying she knows what it feels like to be targeted for looking different.
“Most people don’t find Shakespeare and ‘Sesame Street’ offensive,” she says, referencing Florida’s notorious school book bans. “I also believe drag queens can be amazing role models for kids.”
@krentcilp5 this is wonderful! I hope you win. I will vote twice for you Patricia!!!…and things of that nature.
— John Swett Principal (@JohnSwettPrinci) August 16, 2023
@krentcilp5 Yo!! Wanted to wish you good luck on your senate run Patricia! Love you up here in Michigan, how do I get a shirt! 🇺🇸
— Thomas Albaitis (@MrCartoonhead) August 22, 2023
Patricia, you always seem to reinvent yourself at the most opportune time!
— Matt Boomala (@MBoomala) August 22, 2023
You got my vote! 🤣😅
— John Wentworth (@Johhn_Wentworth) August 23, 2023
In all seriousness, Krentcil has a captivating story.
A mother of five, she checked herself into rehab for alcohol abuse in 2013 and was hospitalized six years later for pneumonia. Krentcil, a heavy smoker, was placed in a medically induced coma while she was battling the illness.
Her husband passed away last year, making her a single mother. Krentcil says those trying experiences qualify her to represent Florida in the U.S. Senate: she knows the struggles of everyday Americans.
“I was in a medically induced coma for two weeks. So I know what it’s like to deal with doctors and nurses and how very overwhelming health care can be,” she says in her commercial.
Scott, who previously served as Florida’s governor, is also facing challenges from multiple Democrats, including former rep. Debbie Mucarsel-Powell. He’s one of the wealthiest members of the Senate and has a stringent anti-LGBTQ+ track record.
A couple of months ago, Scott embarrassed himself with an awkward video warning “socialists and communists” to avoid the Sunshine State (in GOP-speak, that means “Democrats”).
Krentcil says she’s advocating for a more open Florida, which is why she also doesn’t support Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis.
“I’m not supporting DeSantis because I’m a true Floridian now, and I don’t appreciate his attacks on the arts — from book banning to drag — in Florida,” she told The Messenger.
In particular, Krentcil says she opposes DeSantis’ targeting of LGBTQ+ folx and other marginalized people.
“The world today is in distress between attacks on the LGBTQ+ community and all minorities, banning books, removing diversity and the animosity in politics. I feel it is time for me to try and make a difference,” she said.
DeSantis has enacted a far-right agenda since winning reelection last November, including barring classroom discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity in all grade levels, banning gender affirming care for minors and making it illegal for transgender people to use the bathroom of their choosing. He’s also signed legislation that curtails drag performances.
“I have seen the disastrous effects the legislature here has had on the state, from high insane insurance premiums to banning Shakespeare, it has become absurd,” said Krentcil. “I intend to help fix Medicaid for those who need it, because I deal with these issues myself, on the phone with the insurance companies for hours while being a full-time mom.”
Given Krentcil’s unorthodox background, it’s unlikely she’ll unseat Scott in a GOP primary. But when given the choice between “Tan Mom” and Senator Skeletor, we’re choosing the former every single time.
Openminded
I’m thinking she needs to seriously consider quitting smoking or excessive sun exposure from the looks of that first screenshot. Quitting both wouldn’t be a bad idea either. EVERYTHING in moderation kiddos.
She is probably the best GOP candidate to step up so far for the office
abfab
Did Donald Jessica Chump let his hair down?
Vince
I believe she’s reformed herself from her bad vices. Scott is still the most corrupt douche he’s always been. I know it’s Florida but it’s amazing they keep electing him in.
abfab
He really is a dick…and scary looking.
fredk
Am I the only one who feels Scott is an alien? Gives me the total creeps – especially when he gets wide eyed and grins. Yikes!
Mr. Stadnick
She is the voice of normalcy in Florida. Amazing.
abfab
I hope she has a security team. Florida is not the place for minorities, as we witnesses yesterday. Awful. Thoughts and prayers, right Rhonda?
Fname Optional Lname
Tan Mom is making more sense than almost all GOP politicians and their followers. The world we knew is gone.
James
If she is so supportive and liberal why isn’t she a democrat. How many times would she support republicans in government if she won.
I HATE REPUBLICANS.
Kangol2
Rick Scott is a reverse-socialist (right-wing thief) whose company, HCA Inc. (Columbia/HCA) was caught in the largest healthcare fraud case in US history, back in 2003, and paid a $631 million settlement! He is projecting when he calls others “socialists” and “Communists”; he’s the one whose company was busted scamming taxpayer dollars from Medicare and other federal health programs and got busted! Why Floridians keep electing sleazebags like this defies reason.
Patricia Krentcil gained her infamy in New Jersey and now has settled in Florida, so that’s really saying something. And it ain’t good. On the other hand, she comes off as a liberal Republican, a now near-extinct breed in the MAGA fascist GQanonP, so she might be a better option for people who aren’t rabidly anti-LGBTQ but still have to vote for a Republican and don’t mind throwing their vote down the drain. A tiny number, I know, but still an option.
Bromancer7
Interesting there’s no mention of which party she’s running with. And she’s appearing on Fox News. Floridians need to vote for democrats, not DINOs or allegedly centrist republicans.
Kangol2
It could be clearer but it does say, “Patricia Krentcil, who rose to national infamy in 2012 for taking her five-year-old daughter to a New Jersey tanning salon, announced this week she’s running to challenge Republican senator Rick Scott in 2024.” It should add that she’s running in the Republican primary, because it says later that Democrats like Debbie Mucarsel-Powell also are challenging him.
LumpyPillows
When the crazy Tan woman is the best the GOP has… Oh, I just can’t any more.