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Tucker Carlson goes on bizarre homoerotic sermon about “consuming every drop” of Pete Buttigieg

Tucker Carlson orgasming over Pete Buttigieg

This just in: Professional troll/FOX News host Tucker Carlson is thirsty for Pete Buttigieg. Very thirsty. Maybe even parched.

During the opening segment of his show Tuesday night, Carlson went on a bizarre rant about Pete Buttigieg that was simultaneously dripping in homophobia and homoeroticism.

Carlson started out by declaring the mayor of South Bend, Indiana as the new media darling, usurping former Rep. Beto O’Rourke, who also is running for president after his failed Senate bid against Ted Cruz last year.

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“They’ve left you for a younger, hotter candidate,” Carlson said. “They split with some guy from Indiana. You can’t even pronounce the guy’s name.”

Next, Carlson played a short montage of media clips celebrating Buttigieg, including a clip of MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace saying, “This guy is chicken soup for my soul,” a reference to the series of internationally bestselling self-help books.

“Chicken soup for my soul?” Carlson said. “Even by the naughty standards of the news media, this is a new level of political commitment. They don’t just want to vote for this guy. They want to consume him, like a hearty stew.”

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Things got even weirder, when he looked seductively into the camera and cooed: “Every last drop of Buttigieg. Yum.”

The whole thing was, frankly, weird. Not to mention, vaguely perverted and a little bit creepy.

Twitter took notice…

Watch Tucker’s bizarre monologue below. Or don’t.