As we breathlessly reported yesterday, a black-and-white photo that apparently features Love Island‘s Alex Bowen made the Internet rounds yesterday as feverish fans clamored and clicked to get the goods. (Needless to say, the Internet isn’t the only thing Bowen would be capable of breaking.)
Now, shellshocked witnesses have taken to Twitter to try to digest what they’ve just taken in — and clearly, we all have our own ways of coping. Some voice disbelief, others reach for funny gifs to suppress their envy, while a surprising number of people lament that they “can’t unsee” what they’ve seen.
— Stephanie Whitely (@steph_whitely) July 27, 2016
Just seen the #alexbowen pic. No words?
— Mol (@Molly_Brown1342) July 27, 2016
— Ragga (@Ragga0) July 27, 2016
NAAAHHH that #alexbowen pic can’t be for real ??!!!! That beast would do some damage ?!!!!
— CL (@CatherineLornie) July 27, 2016
— Kinky Guy (@kinkyguy85) July 27, 2016
— ?Laura? (@LauraBurnipX) July 27, 2016
Girls all of a sudden aren’t complaining about a cheeky dick pic any more?#alexbowen
— Phil Barnes (@philbarnes97) July 27, 2016
I’ve just seen that #alexbowen picture and wondered how many cervixes have wept after that.
— Fifi. (@fifi_manson) July 26, 2016
Oh & I still don’t know who #alexbowen is. But I know something about him I can’t un-know…..
— Yanny (@Roseyanny) July 26, 2016
— Emily Armstrong (@emilyarms) July 26, 2016
— LAURA (@Laura_Jaie) July 26, 2016
— Clare McDermott (@eralcm) July 26, 2016
— The Autosome (@TheAutosome) July 26, 2016
— Kasey (@Creepazoid_) July 26, 2016
See the very, very NSFW image that everyone’s fainting over HERE.