As we breathlessly reported yesterday, a black-and-white photo that apparently features Love Island‘s Alex Bowen made the Internet rounds yesterday as feverish fans clamored and clicked to get the goods. (Needless to say, the Internet isn’t the only thing Bowen would be capable of breaking.)
Related: This Week In Leaks: The Purported Jaw-Dropping Pic Of Reality Star Alex Bowen You Need To See
Now, shellshocked witnesses have taken to Twitter to try to digest what they’ve just taken in — and clearly, we all have our own ways of coping. Some voice disbelief, others reach for funny gifs to suppress their envy, while a surprising number of people lament that they “can’t unsee” what they’ve seen.
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My reaction to @ab_bowen07 leaked pic #preyforliv #alexbowen pic.twitter.com/wzbafyUnEH
— Stephanie Whitely (@steph_whitely) July 27, 2016
Just seen the #alexbowen pic. No words?
— Mol (@Molly_Brown1342) July 27, 2016
Alex girlfriend every night….. #alexbowen #LoveIsland #girlfriend #boxing #dick #dickpic pic.twitter.com/C2oPZiJvHn
— Ragga (@Ragga0) July 27, 2016
NAAAHHH that #alexbowen pic can’t be for real ??!!!! That beast would do some damage ?!!!!
— CL (@CatherineLornie) July 27, 2016
Why haven’t I seen Alex Bowens pic?! Is it really as big as all you girls say it is? #LoveIsland #alexbowen
— Kinky Guy (@kinkyguy85) July 27, 2016
Found a book for @ab_bowen07 ????? #alexbowen #nudes pic.twitter.com/QtmhYjhoGK
— ?Laura? (@LauraBurnipX) July 27, 2016
Girls all of a sudden aren’t complaining about a cheeky dick pic any more?#alexbowen
— Phil Barnes (@philbarnes97) July 27, 2016
I’ve just seen that #alexbowen picture and wondered how many cervixes have wept after that.
— Fifi. (@fifi_manson) July 26, 2016
Oh & I still don’t know who #alexbowen is. But I know something about him I can’t un-know…..
— Yanny (@Roseyanny) July 26, 2016
Alex Bowen broke the Internet, and probably Olivia aswell ? poor lass ? #LoveIsland #alexbowen #ouch
— Emily Armstrong (@emilyarms) July 26, 2016
Alex Bowen is the reason no guy will ever be good enough now ?? #standardset #prayforolivia #alexbowen
— LAURA (@Laura_Jaie) July 26, 2016
Some things cannot be unseen @Michy26 @NadiyaBekarHill #alexbowen ??
— Clare McDermott (@eralcm) July 26, 2016
Is it just me or Alex Bowen stole the Qutab Minar? AlexBowendickpic #alexbowen #dickpic
— The Autosome (@TheAutosome) July 26, 2016
Holy fuck Alex Bowen’s dick should literally be considered an X-men style mutation! #AlexBowen #alexbowensdick #dicks #xmen #mutant
— Kasey (@Creepazoid_) July 26, 2016
See the very, very NSFW image that everyone’s fainting over HERE.
ShowMeGuy
OhMyCher
Leonard Woodrow
Jesus!!! That is one fantastic hunk of man!
SportGuy
Perfection! Such a hot man.
Stache
This is a good point. “Girls all of a sudden aren’t complaining about a cheeky dick pic any more?#alexbowen”
Funny how everyone is so offended by guys sending dick pics. Now if it’s the dick you like that’s another story.
Paul
Any good bottom could take that.
Ukin
@Paul: Any good top could take it as well!
Evji108
I could certainly do without the duck face in every single photo of him online. It isn’t an exaggerated duck face but it still makes him look like a conceited twit. I hope he and his big dong have a great life together, I’m sure it’s a great romance.
Manchester
Finally a dickpic that lol ved up to the hype.
Manchester
Oops, Iwas so excited I couldn’t type. I meant to say Finally a dickpic that lived up to the hype.
Captain proton
come on people, I’m no good with photo editing and yet was able to add nearly believable 2-3 inches to the original: http://imgur.com/YkAay4P That’s probably why the image is black and white, makes it easier to hide editing.
MikeE
“So, tell us Mr Bowen, have you had sex with many women? and if so, where did you hide their corpses?”
The End
Meh, seen bigger and better. It also looks that size because of the angle from underneath.
n900mixalot
What are straight guys out there working with that this is so “huge”? Straight folks must not know what’s really going on out there because he’s alright but… We have all seen bigger.
ProfessorMoriarty
I’ve seen bigger too.
And about all I was able to do was give it a pat and burp it.
Aromaeus
It’s clearly been edited but people will believe anything.
Aromaeus
@Stache: There is a difference between sending UNSOLICITED dick pics and someone seeking a pic to see if it’s really worth hype. In one situation the person is not looking nor wants to see a dick pic in the other someone is actually wanting to see one. This isn’t rocket science.
woodroad34
Geez! what good is that thing to him? It’ll only go in to a cervix about 1-2 inches, which is just the tip of that thing. So a woman would come away with a slipped disc?…I’d say give up the girls – guys can handle that a little better.
Invader7
Could care less. All of these sites salivating over supposedly “straight” males. Feature REAL gay MEN!! Not these over groomed pussy “straight” males.
Stilinski26
He actually had sex on reality show and it was shown on TV lol
Ukin
@Captain proton: That additional 2 inches was nice. Can you add another 4 feet to it so we can make it a Temple?