We need to talk about Alina Habba.
The now-ubiquitous Trump lawyer is with her client at all times, prompting speculation that her responsibilities stretch outside of the courtroom. While Melania is MIA, Habba is there, whether it’s the Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party, or Trump’s victory speech in New Hampshire.
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Habba, who’s representing the quadruple-indicted, twice-impeached, one-term ex-president in the E. Jean Carroll defamation trial, told the judge Monday she caught a fever over the weekend after dining with her parents, one whom contracted COVID.
A juror also displayed COVID-like symptoms, prompting Judge Lewis A. Kaplan to end the day early.
Habba asked for the trial to be delayed until Wednesday, due to Tuesday’s primary. But yesterday, the court announced the case would be suspended until Thursday.
Judge Kaplan did not provide a reason.
Though Habba tested negative for COVID Monday, she apparently thought the scare was legitimate enough to notify the court.
But there she was on Tuesday, soaking in Trump’s ridiculous victory speech, in which he insinuated Nikki Haley would also be under criminal investigation if she were the nominee.
“Per NBC News, Alina Habba was spotted tonight in New Hampshire. I’m guessing her health was not the reason for delaying the E. Jean Carroll trial, which is now scheduled to resume Thursday,” posted NBC legal analyst Lisa Rubin.
It almost feels like Alina is a surrogate wife.
— Rainy Clancy P01135809 is my Favorite Number (@RainyClancy) January 24, 2024
Habba wasn’t an inactive bystander at Trump’s event, either. She was taking pics with attendees, including a young former Trump staffer named Dylan Quattrucci, who was thrown out of the party after he posted a picture with the attorney.
The reason for his ejection is unknown.
It wouldn’t be past Habba, or anybody on Trump’s legal team, to traffic in deceitful tactics. Habba rose into Trump’s orbit when she allegedly tricked a former server at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, where she is a member, into signing an illegal non-disclosure agreement. The ex-server says she was sexually harassed and coerced into sex by a supervisor.
Weeks later, it was reported that Habba was on Trump’s legal payroll.
She’s stuck around ever since, and only seen her influence increase.
Habba’s growing role in MAGA World coincides with Melania’s absence. She’s seldom appeared in public over the last year, even prior to her late mother’s illness and eventual passing.
When asked about his wife’s whereabouts, Trump still can’t provide a straight answer. He promised this week Melania would play a significant role in his campaign eventually, but failed to provide specifics.
“She’s gonna play, and she always did play, a big role,” he said on Fox News. “She was somebody that you could rely on. She’s very smart, a very compassionate person… She wants to make America great again, too!”
The ex-FLOTUS’s lack of a public profile hasn’t stopped Habba from using her as a defense tactic. Last week, she expressed outrage the Carroll defamation trial wouldn’t be delayed due to Melania’s mother’s funeral.
“I will hear no more argument on it,” said Kaplan. “None. Do you understand that word? Sit down.”
Trump and Habba are expected back in court Thursday. A jury in a separate case already found Trump liable for defamation against Carroll, who says he sexually assaulted her in a department store in the 1990s.
Trump may testify, too. We know Habba will be at his side, before and afterwards.
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Melania is still MIA but Trump swears she’s gonna join him on the campaign trail soon… probably…
Melania Trump continues to be absent from the presidential campaign trail.
ZzBomb
Hope she enjoys changing his dirty diapers
*puke*
Baron Wiseman
@ZzBomb
“Dr.” Jill makes Kamala do it.
CNY1983
herr barren: you don’t have a life and it’s not surprising considering all the time you spend here
being 1/4 ann coulter, 1/4 kim gargoyle, 1/4 melania trump, and the other quarter a foul gas from
the ass of the fox show.
Baron Wiseman
@CNY1983
You sweet talker!
(BTW, I don’t watch television news.)
dbmcvey
Believe me Baron, based on your really bad info no one thought you watched tv news.
Baron Wiseman
@dbmcvey
My “bad info” takes you down each and every time, pumpkin. 🙂
dbmcvey
It really doesn’t Barron. But it’s cute that you think it does.
Baron Wiseman
Congratulations, President Trump!
A record number of voters cast a ballot in New Hampshire’s Republican primary on Tuesday, according to a New York Times analysis of election data.
The total of more than 300,000 votes as of early Wednesday surpassed the previous high-water mark for a Republican primary, when more than 287,000 voters turned out in 2016. The previous record for either party was the Democrats’ 2020 contest, with more than 296,000 voters, many supporting Senator Bernie Sanders of neighboring Vermont.
President Biden could not be reached for comment as it was Pudding Time. 🙂
guezwhoitis
The basic white bitch syndrome is overtly part of your stupid!
Mack
Hey Barron Wiseass, if Trump is so “great” how come he only won by 10%. Guess they’re not all that into him. Granted many have their heads up his orange backside (you especially) but he didn’t have a real convincing win and he knows it. That’s why he threw a hissy fit the next day.
Baron Wiseman
@Mack
Because New Hampshire has an open primary and Democrats purposely voted for Haley to screw Trump. Please pay attention. A new record was set on Tuesday by Trump.
ZzBomb
A record number of voters cast a ballot in New Hampshire’s Republican primary on Tuesday, according to a New York Times analysis of election data.
Ummmmm actually it’s been reported to be one of the lowest turn outs in the state’s primary history. Just like Iowa was last week as well. Furthermore, he barely got over 50% of the vote where he was saying he’d be ahead by 30% points. And even more damning, Fox news poll showed that a whole 35% of Republican NH voters won’t vote for him in the general regardless.
BeaglePower
Since MAGAots like you and Drumpf say he won the 2020 election he’s ineligible to win a 3rd time. He’s an asshat and so are his lemmings.
Baron Wiseman
Democratic presidential candidate, Rep. Dean Phillips on CNN last night:
“And I’ve got to tell you guys, I went to a Donald Trump rally a couple nights ago. Never been to one. I had an event across the street. I saw the line of people waiting in the cold for hours and I thought, what the heck, you know, I’m going to be a leader who actually invites people, doesn’t condemn them, Met probably 50 Trump people waiting in line. Every single one of them, thoughtful, hospitable, friendly, all of them so frustrated that they feel nobody’s listening to them but Donald Trump. A diverse crowd. People who had never been to a Trump event before. My party is completely delusional right now, and somebody had to wake us up. And if that’s my job, so be it.”
Kangol2
So are you just a congenital liar or a pathological one or something else? Above you wrote “(BTW, I don’t watch television news.),” yet you’re quoting “CNN last night”? Get help, please!
abfab
They’d first have to begin the long task of untangleing. The Baron and The Trans. Skitzo city. One person has so much to offer they need two email accounts.
Baron Wiseman
@Kangol2
By your standards, it would be something else.
I saw the transcript on line and read it. Do you think I actually transcribed it myself!?! Cut and paste, baby.
To further clarify, I will watch news clips on line from various networks. I did watch some of the recent debates, but for the most part, very little television. I don’t even have cable, so I couldn’t watch CNN if I wanted too. Television news, for the most part, is garbage.
dbmcvey
Yeah, he had an event and no one showed up.
abfab
Baron W. You are slipping up again. You are DECRANS. Thanks for the show,
decrans
Nope. He’s a MAGA Republican. I just despise liberals after a gender transition from hell. I’m flattered that I inhabit your thoughts on a daily basis. My little Queerty fan club. You are the wind beneath my wings. Truly.
decrans
And BTW, if you want proof, shoot me an email at my old email address: winter.breedlove @protonmail.com. Hell, I have campaign paraphernalia from when I campaigned for various progressive organizations! We can put your little speculation to bed, Abbey Road.
decrans
And I watch one cable news show. Only “The Five.” Judge Jeanine and Jessica Tarlov are hilarious. That’s it. I sometimes watch BBC News and Free Speech TV. I used to watch “The View” religiously. A bunch of liberal centrists agreeing with each other now? Snore. They need to bring back Meghan McCain. She was entertainment.
Gnarfield
Hey guys, stop acknowledging Boreon and let this lonely troll die of starvation, please.
decrans
They tried that back in July 2023. Didn’t take.
SoPluckyWhat
Didn’t you just say that you don’t watch TV news?
Mack
@Baron Wiseass, of course you cut and paste God knows you’re not smart enough to actually think for yourself.
abfab
Baron still uses Elmer’s after he’s done huffing his rubber cement.
His life is one big typo.
Baron Wiseman
@Mack
If that is true, Mack, then why would you bother to respond? There is only one Baron on these posts; there are dozens of Macks’, Mr. Original.
abfab
You ask the stupidist questions, Sharon.
abfab
Dozens of Macs…..The Baron lunch. Fat City.
brn2blvd
She’s probably enjoying his fingers up her p…ssy
abfab
His thumb. With his nerve damage he never knows where his digits are being inserted. No more puss y grabbing for this old troll.
RIGay
She’s attracted to men with MDP – Mushroom Dick Power.
Hey, two for two, only the Trump Trolls seem to be voting for Orange Twittler!
abfab
He doesn’t have a dick.
still_onthemark
Baron and decrans = Pinky and the Brain
(no ’70s lyrics from abfab today, this is from the late ’90s!)
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane.
They’re laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They’ll take over the world.
They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They’ll overthrow the Earth
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!
abfab
New to me! It’s got a great hook. Is this one of your lyrics~~~~~~~LOL
One is a genius
The other’s insane.
They’re laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They’re dinky!
abfab
Ha! Another Stephen Spielberg production—it’s endless!
still_onthemark
@abfab: I should make clear that the Brain is definitely decrans! His sidekick is Baron Pinky.
abfab
Bevis and Butthead wannabees.
Thanks for the indepth backstory!
decrans
I loved The Brain. My favorite Animaniacs character. I’m truly honored.