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Are NSA Workers Masturbating To Your Nudie Pics? Snowden Says So!

hunk-2cb0d10c2cb5690a762d2dac850400e2_hOh, great. First we had to deal with the perverts at TSA taking x-rays of us through our clothing. Now we have to worry about the NSA drooling over our nudie pics?! Is there no privacy left in the United States of America?!?

The Guardian just posted a disturbing 14-minute preview of an upcoming interview with Edward Snowden in which the sexy whistleblower confirms everyone’s worst fears about their government: NSA workers have been snooping through your nude selfies and X-rated photos. Looking at them, gawking at them, sharing them, maybe even masturbating to them.

“You’ve got young enlisted guys, 18 to 22. They’ve suddenly thrust into a position of extraordinary responsibility, where they now have access to all of your private records,” Snowden says in the interview. “Now, in the course of their daily work, they stumble across something that is completely unrelated to their work in any sort of necessary sense. For example: an intimate nude photo of someone in a sexually compromising situation, but they’re extremely attractive. So what do they do? They turn around in their chair, and they show their coworker.”

He continues: “And their coworker says, ‘Oh, hey, that’s great. Send that to Bill down the way!’ And then Bill sends it to George, George sends it to Tom, and sooner or later, this person’s whole life has been seen by all of these other people. It’s never reported. Nobody ever knows about it, because the auditing of these systems is incredibly weak.”

When asked to clarify how often he saw this sort of thing happen, Snowden replied, nonchalantly: “It’s routine enough. Depending on sort of the company you keep, it could be more or less frequent. But these are seen as sort of the fringe benefits of surveillance positions.”

People of the NSA, if you’re reading (and you probably are), all you had to do was ask. Our naughty photos are readily available for public consumption on apps like Grindr and SCRUFF. But sneaking a peek without us knowing? That’s just rude.

In other news: Polaroid camera sales, once on the brink of extinction, have skyrocketed.

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Jul 17, 2014
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  • 8 Comments
    • bystander
      bystander

      if the NSA is reading this you can look at all of my pics you like, but i want some pics of some hot 18-22 yo soldier boys in return. deal?

      Jul 17, 2014 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      @bystander. I agree. If they get their rocks off looking at me (44, slightly pudgy, but a great ****), then I should make my pics PPV! lol

      Jul 17, 2014 at 10:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer4Life
      Queer4Life

      @bystander: Here here! I am anti-war but I must say there is nothing sexier than a marine or army stud.

      Come on… I mean is anyone really surprised? Who want’s to bet a lot of them aren’t bothering with the 18 year olds?

      Jul 18, 2014 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DB75
      DB75

      In all honesty, if you can look at me naked and not become sick at your stomach, kudos. You deserve an award.

      Jul 18, 2014 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry
      Larry

      If they are, they already have my contact info and I appreciate the compliment!! What is YOUR email. Let’s have coffee!

      Jul 18, 2014 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • manjoguy
      manjoguy

      I’m disappointed that our current hope and change administration didn’t rein in the NSA – like, why would they?!

      Jul 18, 2014 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      I would masturbate to that guy too.

      Jul 18, 2014 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TrueWords
      TrueWords

      that’s curtis from Seancody

      Aug 24, 2014 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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