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Bill O’Reilly Doesn’t Appreciate Adam Shankman’s Masturbation Stories

Turns out Bill O’Reilly’s comments about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell weren’t the best part of his Tonight Show appearance. Revealing how he got into the business of show, Oscar telecast producer and So You Think You Can Dance judge Adam Shankman says his father was an entertainment lawyer and manager, while his mother was a sex therapist. Now let’s share some childhood stories that Bill O’Reilly can understand!

By:           editor editor
On:           Jul 27, 2010
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  • 10 Comments
    • Adam
      Adam

      Bill O’Reilly is an insufferable piece of shit.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Who cares? The only thing Bill O can say that would intrigue me is if he goes on TV to announce he’s jumping off the Empire State Building to atone for being an uber-douchebag.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ForeverGay
      ForeverGay

      That’s a really funny story. LOL

      Jul 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Bill looks so absolutley thrilled to be sitting next to Shankman………

      Jul 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Shankman used to be a fun judge on the show when he was occaisionally on it. Now that he is on it every week I cannot believe how irritating the man is.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      You can see that little asswipe’s brain firing at full speed.

      Jul 27, 2010 at 10:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      Shankman’s only made one non-terrible movie in his life, the film of musical version of “Hairspray”, and it still wasn’t as good as the original by John Waters.

      But he’s still made more good movies than O’Reilly has made TV shows. Even conservatives think he’s an ass.

      Jul 28, 2010 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      I am going to pass on celebrating Oreichy as the voice for equal rights. He is a pawn for a much more evil silent tribe of straight white males pulling the strings and screaming endless sense of entitlement.

      Jul 28, 2010 at 11:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      @ewe: White breeder boys have too many rights as it is.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blue Falcone
      Blue Falcone

      @Queer Supremacist: I guess that’s one way to achieve equality: take rights away from people until they all have the same 4 left.

      Brilliant.

      Jul 29, 2010 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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