OH SNAP — Jesse Metcalfe and Jack Osbourne hit 110 mph during this extreme catamaran racing stunt, filmed in Dubai for the show Adrenaline Junkie. (Photos: Splash News)
OH SNAP — Jesse Metcalfe and Jack Osbourne hit 110 mph during this extreme catamaran racing stunt, filmed in Dubai for the show Adrenaline Junkie. (Photos: Splash News)
Sister Please!
Oh PLEASE! What’s with the bare-breasted tat on the not gay, definitely not gay Miss Metcalfe’s arm?!
7SK
Metcalfe’s gotten fat. If he’d always been like that, I don’t think Gabriela would’ve cheated on Carlos.
I think he might be fatter than Carlos now, come to think of it.
Oh, and, please don’t bark “you anorexic fuck” or “self-hating cow” at me – opposites, but both come out when someone calls someone else fat – cos this guy’s definitely fighting the hot in a big way.
D-Sun
I’m never sure if I want to hump or punch this guy.
Anthony
Jesse is gl but that older guy is hottttt!!!!!
terrwill
JESSEE MetATEACALF!!!!! MOOOOOOOO………….
James Davis
Actually I think it looks like Jesse has turned into Carlos. (hello pic 4). Maybe that is why Gabriela wanted him, he reminded her of a younger Carlos.
Just a thought. LOL
hmmm
Her name was (is) Gabrielle, not Gabriella.
RM
Poor Jesse – He is getting old too! That luster has really come off what used to be a hot man. He may be getting fat – but has lost that hotness that once defined him….so sad….
Konrad
doesn’t last long, does it?
j
He’s just a bit chubby, that’s all. I personally like him better than before? He was just a typical, generic hollywood type. And no I’m not some stupid chubby chaser who likes unhealthy men (I actually find that pretty disgusting), I just thing he looks better with a bit of stubble and some meat on his bones.
NewYorkness
@j: DITTO! He looks like a real man!
TANK
Someone get that boy a braw! What is he a c cup?
scott ny'er
it’s hard to stay in the kind of shape he used to be in. I guess he’s living off his residuals now.
HayYall
I wouldn’t go so far as to call him “fat,” but definitely “chubby.”
And no, that doesn’t make him hotter than he was before, sorry chasers.
J-Like
definitely not fat…but could definitely play a cop, or a strung out baseball player. no offense to either wonderful professions!
Silly faggot
@TANK:
“Someone get that boy a braw! What is he a c cup?”
I think you mean Bra.
jon
gurlfriend is getting a bit chunky…
TANK
@Silly faggot:
LOL! I’m so unused to it. Very good.
tavdy79
You live in a country where a third of the population is clinically obese, and complain about Metcalf being fat because there’s more than a millimetre of lipids between his skin and his ab muscles?
WTF?
hardmannyc
Fatty fatty fat fat!
terrwill
He was supposed to be a total bitch towards fans anyway……makes sense now he has bitch tits………..
7SK
@hmmm: Right, sorry.
@tavdy79: [img]http://jimbocyberdoc.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/jesse-metcalfe.jpg[/img]
He was never super skinny, but he was leaner. He’s let himself go. Besides, his whole career was based on the “hot and perennially without shirt” factor, we have the right to call him out.
Scott
Obviously he’s given up aspirations of making money off his naked body. He’s been to rehab and I’ve heard he doesn’t have the most pleasant personality so he’s got issues. I doubt he’s living off residuals if he’s putting himself into a riskier venture doing stunt work. He’s probably trying to carve out a new niche and get by in life.
jason
Metcalfe looks hideously overdressed in those dork shorts. Can’t he put on a pair of Speedos?
alan brickman
when he was in shape you said he was gay, not in shape you don’t care as much…interesting….
yikes
To everyone who is honestly sitting here calling him fat or unattractive:
he is in better shape than most 30 year olds. if your bar for attractive is seriously that high, enjoy being bitter and alone in your old age when you too fail to fit into your ideals.
TANK
@yikes:
Oh, I will. There’s being involved with you, for example, and personally I’d rather be bitter and alone.
HayYall
@yikes: Sorry buddy, but being over 30 doesn’t excuse you from taking care of your body. He can still be hot, but hot over 25 means working for it, not sitting around trying to convince yourself you can still be hot and lazy.
Steven
Wow, I did not recognise him at all. Some change!
yikes
@TANK:
congrats. your standards for worthwhile human being now include strict body image guidelines, AND people who agree with you on the attractiveness of d-list actors. your life is looking stellar.
TANK
@yikes:
Oh have a sheet cake, fatty. It’s the total package–personality and body. And settling is for what purpose? Losers settle. I’d rather not. I’m far too narcissistic to ever be lonely, anyway.
NateB79
I’d still hit it.
galefan2004
Damn, Jesse is becoming a total bear. Beard, body hair, and a waste. Wow, either he has let himself go or he is now accepting his bearish side.
galefan2004
@7SK: I’m a fat ass and I know it. However, I’m still going to call Jesse out on the fact that he let himself go. However, I don’t have to love my fat ass because my boyfriend does and that is enough for me.
galefan2004
@RM: It has nothing to do with age. I think Justin Hartley (who is about his age and is now on Smallville) still has an awesomely toned body. Only reason I bring up Justin is because the two were once on Passions.
jason
The gay male community is appearance-obsessed. Face it, guys, we’re appearance fascists. We’re the gay equivalent of straight guys who judge all women by the size of their boobs or behinds.
galefan2004
@tavdy79: The gay community in this country is very hard on people that are even remotely over weight. The community at large crucifies women that are even remotely over weight. We have the diet industry to thank because they pay for the studies that show if you don’t conform to the mostly unhealthy anorexic body type that you are the one that is truly unhealthy. Yet, most of the muscle heads that had to take supplements (that are highly untested for safety) end up in the end as some of the most unhappy people that die younger than the happy somewhat overweight but not obese.
galefan2004
@yikes: Lets be honest, even Tank wouldn’t fuck Tank at this point. He is already bitter and alone at 28. At 30 he will just learn to accept that aspect.
galefan2004
@jason: True, except you are underestimating those that judge women. Straight men, gay men and even women judge women on their size. Hell, even the fat women judge themselves on their size. However, it might be more pronounced in the gay community because the diet/exercise industry has been marketing heavily to the gay community since the 1980s.
joe
Poor Jesse, He’s not going to age gracefully like George Clooney.
He’ll just become some greasy looking old hack with big man boobs, with a stupid looking tat of a big titty angel on his arm. old time Hollywood class is a dying breed.
TANK
@galefan2004:
What’s the difference?
Ricky
Of course you are all still lean and firm?
TANK
@galefan2004:
But you are bitter and obese. Step away from the slice…quickly. Of course people like you partnered–you settle for anything that gives you a second glance. You don’t have discriminating taste (pardon the pun). You’re easily pleased.
This guy needs to get his stomach stapled.
yikes
@TANK:
Sheet cake is disgusting. And also, i love that you just assume that i am some amorphous blob because my standards are less than plasticine. Real logical.
@galefan2004:
agreed.
Ricky
Why would anyone engage ms. tank in a war of words? She is a professional commentor who has honed her skills on better blogs than this.
TANK
@yikes:
did you just call cake disgusting? Isn’t that like a high crime amongst you big amorphous blobs? So butterkins, do you say things like, “I couldn’t eat another cheesecake!” when you could?
galefan2004
@TANK: I’m not bitter nor am I obese. There is a huge difference between a little bit of extra weight and obesity. You are also an idiot if you think that all I do is chow down on sweets. My average daily caloric intake is about 600-800. You have no fucking clue because if you knew me at all you would know I’m even more fucking picky than half the gay guys out there. I’m one of the pickiest people you will ever meet. I’m also 100% content to be single. I’ve been single most of my life. It wasn’t a huge deal. I like having my man in my life because I like my man, but if I lost my man I would still be 100% content being single.
People like you find a reason to self-sabotage any relationship you ever have had or ever will have because somewhere in your justification to judge everyone as less worthy than yourself you failed to realize you don’t want to be happy and you simply want to loathe yourself, and everything else you cling to is simply a wall to accommodate that goal. I’m sorry that you hate yourself but still think you are better than everyone else.
galefan2004
@Ricky: Hmm. Maybe its because every time I engage Ms. Tank in a war of words I just keep him running in circles making himself look like a stupid assed hamster on a wheel. When I go head to head with Tank her ability to think just flies out the window and she is reduced to calling me names in order to try to make a point she simply can’t back up. Its quite fun for me.
TANK
@galefan2004:
Keep your fat tears and blubbering (pun intended) to yourself. You’re the pickiest gay man you know, huh. Well, considering you live in east st. bumfuck nowheresville, most of the gay men you know are married to women and ghoul around glory holes looking for some action from ANYONE.
But I’m here to help, lambchop. I too can pretend to be dr. phil (RE: your last stanza), and I think you’re just eating so many yodels to fill the void in your…stomach or head or heart, or somethin’ I dunno. You need to realize that you’re just really hungry for attention, and work on the little fat child trapped inside the big fat man.
TANK
making himself look like a stupid assed hamster on a wheel
You’re thirty. I just thought I’d remind you. Thirty, and this is the zenith of your dress down.
yikes
@TANK:
You are so dumb its not even funny. You started this fight by being aggressive and bitchy, and you are continuing it by using unbased insults that are basically just working to reinforce the images you have concocted in your head of everyone around you. We are judging you on your conduct, and you are judging us on nothing beyond our lack of sharing YOUR opinions. What is wrong with you?
galefan2004
@TANK: Thank you for your opinion Ms. Tank. See, just as I said, you can’t help but to make false assumptions and use names to get your point across can you? For your information, I live 45 minutes from Lakewood, Ohio (which is a gay mecca). I live about 30 minutes from Akron, Ohio (which has dominated NE Ohio’s gay night life for the last 20+ years), and I live 20 minutes from Canton, Ohio (which has more than enough gay men that are out and proud and organizations/clubs to back them up). I live in a smaller community where there aren’t as many out and proud gays and lesbians, but I’m by no means in an area where all I get to meet is bath house trolls.
I don’t have a void. I’ve been overweight my entire life. Its just the way my metabolism works. I do exercise and I do eat right. I just have to work much harder at 30 than I did at 20 and I already had to work much harder at 20 than most of my friends. Over a course of time I just got happy being myself. I really hope that you some day learn what it is like to be happy for being yourself instead of some preconceived notion of what you think you and everyone around you should be.
Who is hungry for attention? I’m not the one here trolling the forums constantly. That would be you. I comment on issues I care about. You attack anyone that you can start an argument with.
Ok, I get it, everything you say to other people is really directed at you, and you really just don’t want to admit how much it applies to you. That kind of rage and anger is much easier dealt with if you direct it at someone else. Ok, I’ll be your punching bag of choice if it keeps you from slitting your wrists at night.
galefan2004
@TANK: Unlike you. The majority of the gay population, hell the population as a whole, which includes myself don’t think that life ends at 30. I’m happy at 30. You are miserable at 28. You think life ends at 30. I can just imagine when you actually get here.
TANK
@yikes:
Oh, I think they’re “based”. I think you meant unfounded. But given your lack of basic grammar and word choice, I have assumed that your fingers are fat sausages that attempt the least effort possible in typing.
galefan2004
@yikes: She ask himself that every single day. She wonders what is so wrong with her that he has to work on his body image just to try to attract a boyfriend but yet none are willing to get past her lovely personality. I mean seriously, the type of personality that Ms. Tank has would turn anyone off even if you were the hottest man on earth. The problem is that when it gets right down to it, physical attraction is important, but its the ability to be an actual human being that keeps the guys coming back for more.
TANK
@galefan2004:
I’m not reading this. Are you mad? I’ve got work to do, sir eatalot.
galefan2004
@TANK: You assume so much tank. You just enjoy looking like an ass. I can’t help that no guy would even give you the time of day if they knew your real personality. Maybe the reason you started talking about bathroom troll hook ups is because those are the only guys that would ever even fuck you. I can’t imagine you carrying on a relationship with anyone. He would gain a pound and you’d call him an absolute fat ass that deserves to die of obesity. He’d lose a pound and you’d call him an anorexic that no one wants to fuck. You are such a judgmental ass that the only one that would ever date you must really like being in an emotionally abusive relationship. Keep looking though. Somewhere out there is a guy that likes having a drama queen diva girlfriend that abuses him at his every move.
galefan2004
@TANK: Yes, important work like judging the entire world’s population. I’m sorry I asked you to take 5 seconds out of your busy day.
TANK
@galefan2004:
I’m just sayin’ if you were a woman, you’d be fat (of course) and in a trailer park right now with six little kids running around with six different baby daddies…watching soap operas and eating chicken out of a bucket while putting nail polish on your lee pressons…smoking.
galefan2004
@TANK: Oh Tank, you are again making assumptions that make yourself look extremely stupid. For starters, I would never live in a trailer. I simply hate trailers. Also, I would never have more than 2 children, and I would never have children that I could not financially support. Also, sex for me is much more than just sex. I have to have an actual human bond with someone to have sex with them. I have to actually love them enough to want to marry them. I believe in life long commitment to anyone that I love that much. In short, the people I make love to (not fuck — that is what you do) are not going anywhere anytime soon because they are in love with me and I am in love with them. If I was a woman, I wouldn’t have had sex before marriage.
It kind of makes me wonder where you get this shit from? Did your mother raise you as a single mother in a trailer park? Were you the youngest that got to wear all of your sister’s hand-me-downs. No wonder you are such a bitter bitch.
TANK
@galefan2004:
LOL! Ooookay dokey.
Ricky
People are bored.
TANK
@galefan2004:
MIMI! MIMI BOBECK!
Ricky
and boring
TANK
I have to actually love them enough to want to marry them. I believe in life long commitment to anyone that I love that much.
Does that apply to cheesecake, too? Look, it’s hard enough for us to get same sex marriage rights, so keep person food item marriage desires on the QT.
galefan2004
@TANK: Oh Tank, your obsession with stupidity just makes yourself look obsessed and stupid. However, I wouldn’t expect anything else from someone like you. I’m sorry you hate yourself but are still better than everyone around you.
TANK
@galefan2004:
I hate myself? Read that again…
galefan2004
@TANK: Dude, some day, when you grow up and grow some balls you will learn that you don’t need to use grade school comebacks to make a point.
TANK
@galefan2004:
Blah blah blah, sancho. You’re very mature for your mental age… Don’t call me dude, bro.
galefan2004
@TANK: You lost the ability to request what I call you a long time ago dude. I mean, I would respect a decent human being when they requested something dude, but you have proven that you are not decent and you are not a human being. You are simply a raving lunatic persona dude.
spindoc
This guys entire career was only based on his appearance, it is totally legit to comment on his appearance since that is the only reason he was ever in the public eye, it sure wasn’t because of his acting ability.
yikes
@TANK:
actually unbased works just as well as unfounded. Of course, unorthodox grammatical usage would be the first thing you go after in my comment, seeing as you can’t actually contest anything else.
TANK
@yikes:
Sounds better, though. I mean, I admit I can’t write a lick, but I know the difference between good writing and bad. You, it seems, have no ear for language. You have no aesthetic sensibilities. So how can I trust you in this arena? Your point made originally was that he’s in better shape than most thirty year old males. Well so what? As was challenged, that’s no excuse, and it’s certainly no endorsement. Lookee, I spend a good deal of my life thinking about aesthetics. It’s harder than ethics for reasons that would require a class for you to appreciate, but what is beauty? For me, though I’m no aesthetic relativist, it’s a good disposition and a good body (and fleshing out this would require that class I mentioned)–they are one: the flesh and the psychological. The health, and the keen mind. I can’t stand a wonderful personality in the absence of physical development, nor physical sufficiency in the absence of personality. And most people are like that, ya see. Even if they admit to it or not, you look at their lives and relationships, and you get the truth.
But even that’s not entirely true, for you see there are some that lack physical beauty but have such power of mind that it’d compensate. For example, there isn’t a person on earth I’d rather have a drink with than david hume, and david hume was far from a decent physical specimen of the male form…far far from it, and he’d be the first to cop to it. But anyone who’s reasonably acquainted with the history of philosophy wouldn’t decline a pint with “mister hume” (re: thomas reid); in fact, if all philosophers were assembled at a party, there isn’t anyone most people would rather sit next than him not because he was the greatest, but because he knew how to tell a joke that everyone could laugh at, and how to carry the conversation without pretension and a lifted glass.
I think that meets your challenge.
Amygdala
Message board masturbation.
yikes
@TANK:
I know not from Hume, and if you had started any one of your comments with such adulating prose about the necessity of a body/mind dichotomy of perfection, then you may have had bought your viewpoint some credence. However, if I may quote you:
“Oh have a sheet cake, fatty.”
Now, if you were to ask a very large portion of people, the above statement does not constitute any type of wisdom or philosophical grandeur. If you want to portray yourself as a wise or knowledgeable man, it may behoove you to not pepper the defense of your supposed aesthetic sensibilities with statements that show you to be nothing more than an immature boor.
Aesthetic sensibilities are not a solid reality. They are fluid and ever changing, and if you would like to contest this, let’s discuss how the overall body ideal of the middle ages was one of corpulence, because wealth meant food and food meant fat, and therefore fat was beautiful.
Besides, this was never a question of aesthetic ideals. The ideal is an ideal because it rarely, if ever, exists. I was not stating that Jesse Metcalf has some sort of ideal body. He definitely does not. But to say that he is entirely unattractive demonstrates a level of obtuseness that can mean nothing more than insanity. There is nothing wrong with shooting for an ideal, but to disregard anything besides it means to spend your entire life wanting.
I agree that beauty, in the case of a human being, means some cross of the healthy body and the healthy mind. But I also think that we have gotten much farther into this than Jesse Metcalf actually merits. Now if you had begun your comments with anything written as intelligently as the comment it took you so long to finally churn out was, then you would have been able to get someone to actually listen to you without writing you off as easily as you do others. But you see, as much as you preach your aesthetic prowess, and your respect for the importance of both a healthy body AND a good disposition, your anger and your immaturity make you seem, sadly, a hypocrite.
TANK
@yikes:
You don’t know from dick. And I’m not going to read that poorly written defense of this flabby fat disgusting puddle of puss in the picture.
orangepeelsandsunrise
@TANK:
I rest my case.
Bank
My God your a bunch trifling bitches with precarious egos.