What a wild night TWO nights Janice "drinking has always been my problem" Dickinson had at Eastern Bloc (where Wonderbar used to be) in New York's East Village on Sunday and Monday. She apparently had such a great time getting sloshed and rubbing up on all the homos that she was reportedly returning for a third evening of fun last night. No word on that yet, but we of course have our finger on the pulse of Janice's gay-bar-hopping and you will be the first to know if we learn anything.
See some more crazy photos of a drunk, pursed-lips Janice and some gays after the jump.
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This man must have balls of steel to let Janice Dickinson wave scissors around his goods like that, or maybe he is one of her newest talents. Janice, the self-proclaimed "world's first" supermodel, has opened her own modeling agency, and they are recruiting via a page on MySpace, which is supposedly maintained by Janice's "casting" team, but we suspect that Janice made it herself and checks it every day (see her busted and out-of-date website here) . So give it a shot if you live in L.A., and want to risk getting your balls chopped off by a crazy woman.
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• John Kerry planning a run in 2008, too. As much as we'd love to see his wacko wife Teresa Heinz Kerry again, we'd prefer he just donate his zillions of dollars to charity instead. Note to John: George W Bush beat you. And he SUCKS. Take the hint. [Pam'sHouseBlend]
• Speaking of George: Katherine Harris, who was pretty much responsible for his 2000 victory in Florida, and therefore the entire election, is having a pool party. Who doesn't want to see her in a swimsuit? There must be someone in northeastern Florida who can send us some pictures of that one. [Wonkette]
• The Department Of Defense has been ordered to turn over all TALON espionage documents targeting gay college students. On a related note: is it just us, or do the PageOneQ people always seem to be yelling everything on their blog? They seem very feisty. [PageOneQ]
• …and finally, Top Model recapped by our good friend Rich. Okay, it has nothing to do with politics. But it's just as important. [FourFour]
You know we love us some Tyra here at Queerty. And of course we don’t mean her dumb ass talk show, we mean America’s Next Top Model. The best part of the show, besides Miss J, is when the model/contestants try and express their ‘thoughts.’ It takes a lot to make Tyra look smart but these girls do it. Check out this video of one of the girl's named Danny. She gives Alessandra Mussolini a run for her money.
“I don't like gay people. I don't like Muslims. I don't like abortions. I don't like anything liberal. But, other than that-I really like to get along with people…"
Now that is good TV. She better thank her lucky stars Janice Dickinson is off or she’d be just a fatless carcass by now. Still, it’s going to be especially good when she has to go up and defend her statement to Miss J. Let’s just say the bitch better know how to walk – fast!
• America’s Next Top Model returns. Rich has the rundown. Our fave: Mollie Sue. [Four Four]
• We’re not down with the hanky code, but apparently Ashton Kutcher is down. [Open All Night]
• The Malin for Congress tee the hooker doesn’t want you to wear. [Custom Ink]
• You too can get shot by Dick Cheney. Bradford did. [I Got Shot By Dick Cheney]
• Do you speak the Queen’s English? We’ve found a dictionary of gay terms. [Aaron’s Gay Info]
Everyone's favorite lesbian from America's Next Top Model, Kim Stolz, chatted recently with Bradford Shellhammer about the show, what's next, and Tyra Banks.
We met at a Cyndi Lauper concert. Who are your favorite performers?
One of the best concerts I've seen this year was a band called "TV on the Radio." They played at Union Pool in Williamsburg. It was a blast. Their energy was really captivating. I also saw a great performance by Robert Smith and the Cure a couple of years ago—that sticks out in my mind. I'm just happy you're not asking me this question in 1998, when my answer would have been, undoubtedly, Ani. Ha!
Now since the show has ended, what have you been doing?
Since the show has ended, I've been trying to figure out how best to start out in both the modeling and acting worlds. I signed with a great manager, and am looking at agencies. I've been attending fabulous events, going to photo shoots, and trying to escape being a reality TV show star forever! Any ideas?
You said you might move to LA. Why?
Well in all honesty, LA is the best place to be if I want to really try to start a career as an actress. The work is there. However, I am going to try to stay in New York as long as possible. I am thinking, however, about moving to Paris sometime…
Which judge was your absolute favorite? Least favorite?
Well, even though perhaps her calm and collected attitude wasn't as good for ratings as Janice's crazy and frightening personality, I really loved getting to know Twiggy. She is one of the most beautiful, modest, helpful, and well-intentioned people I've ever met. I owe it to her I think that I stayed as long as I did. As for least favorite… I didn't really have a least favorite judge. They were all my least favorite when I got eliminated! Ha-ha. However, I was really disappointed at Miss Jay's lack of understanding for my gender expression/confusion. Shouldn't he/she understand!?
Do you read blogs? and if so, which?
I am proud to say that I certainly read Queerty. I also read Gawker, Perez Hilton, Shit Parade, and A Socialite's Life. Girl needs her gossip!
After the jump Kim dishes on the other girls.
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Bradford was on Sirius Radio’s Derek & Romaine show last night with Queerty pal Kim Stolz. Topics discussed included cloned vaginas, Janice Dickinson, and who ate the granola bar. Like any good mystery, that still remains unsolved.
Anyways, thanks Sirius. Now we just need to find a way to get on Alexis Stewart and Howard Stern’s shows.
• Seems like Jack and Ennis weren’t the only queers on Brokeback Mountain. About 8% of the sheep were big homos too. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
• Maybe Santorum was right and that homosexual marriage will lead to people marrying animals. A woman in Israel has married a dolphin. We bet he’s hung. [The Age]
• Bradford is going to be on Sirius Radio’s Derek and Romaine show tonight, we think around 8 or 9. Kim Stolz from America’s Next Top Model will be on too. When we get the exact time, we’ll post it here. [Sirius Radio]
• The AFA is considering their boycott of Ford again. Because it so worked the first time. Not. [Town Hall]
• PinkLegal.co.uk launched the other day and the site offers legal advice for homosexuals entering “civil partnerships, which helps gay couples draw up pre-nuptial agreements and update their wills.” Benjamin Cohen, who became a teenage millionaire during the dotcom boom with his sites SoJewish and JewishNet, publishes the site. [Irish Examiner]
Yesterday’s So Gay! list was all about the big screen. Today we look at the small screen and why the year in television was So Gay!
5. Boston Legal. Boston Legal may just be the funniest show on TV. It is well written, smart, and has an all-star, hilarious ensemble cast. It is the relationship between two straight men that makes the show so gay. William Shatner and James Spader share the same bed, bicker, and even dressed as matching pink flamingos for Halloween. It is the perfect gay relationship, except they don’t have sex.
4. Commander In Chief. A woman moves into the Oval Office and kicks ass in Washington. The Gays were down from the beginning, especially since we’ve long loved Geena Davis. However it was the plotline about Special Assistant to the President Vince Taylor (Anthony Azizi) that really made us fans. In one episode it was revealed he was HIV+ and gay. The storyline was handled with respect and we only wish Mack was in Bush’s place.
3. Project Runway. There are so many gays on the new Project Runway that we cannot keep count. These ladies would, at times, make both Jay McCarroll and Austin Scarlett look butch. Queens and dresses and Michael Kors oh my! Another hit season is off the ground and running.
2. Desperate Housewives. Though the ladies of Wisteria Lane are hetero, you can’t get campier than Desperate Housewives. A gay subplot involving Bree’s son has us on edge. Jesse Metcalf is still hot, hot, hot. And Marcia Cross is still the best tranny on television. Don’t listen to the critics denouncing season two. These women are still one gay old time.
After the jump, the gayest thing on TV in 2005!
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• Alexis Stewart is our favorite thing about Martha’s Apprentice. And we like her even more now that she admits to dyke flings and doing her mother’s cameramen. Via Jossip.
• Chelsea Gay? We’ve been called that for years.
• One of our favorite performers, German songstress Billie Ray Martin, is channeling Liza and performing two songs from Cabaret this Monday night at Slappers Club. If in London do not miss this show.
• Bob Smith, the first openly gay comic to appear on The Tonight Show and have his own HBO special will be joining Adam Sank this Sunday night at Therapy in NYC. Have a few laughs and cruise guys at the same time.
• Out has an interview with America’s Next Top Model Kim Stolz and she reads Miss J and Bre. Fierce.
• Tyra booted our gal-pal and proud lesbian Kim from America’s Next Top Model on Thanksgiving Eve. Bre, the horse-voiced thief of the show stayed on and with that decision we lost all respect for our once beloved show. Actually, we lost it when boring-ass Twiggy took Janice’s job.
• Madonna wants to direct films. Ooooh. That’s a good idea. Not.
• Our favorite not safe for work e-zine Homovizion is back and is all decked out for the holidays. Pa rum pum pum pum.
• Leanrdo Becker is our imaginary boyfriend. Need proof as to why? Go here.
• We know a lot of queens out there are into knitting and sewing. A reader of ours recently discovered a series of dirty cross-stitch patterns in Vienna, Germany. The series is titled “How to Calm the Oversexed Male” and contain images from vintage gay porn. It is the perfect gift for that queen as equally obsessed with Martha Stewart as he is with porn. Thanks Martin.
What happens when three different bloggers and one of their boyfriends sit right next to one of the girls still in the running to become America’s Next Top Model at a Cyndi Lauper show?
Well you get a grainy, but cute, camera phone picture and a new friend. We’re even taking her to the Out 100 party with us this Friday.
•Our fearless gay leader David Hauslaib of Jossip fame will be performing at the all blogger talent show WYSIWYG tonight. The blogerati will be out in full force for his debut.
•Disco Bloodbath author, club kid extraordinaire, and FOQ (Friend of Queerty) James St. James sent us a little note to help promote the fact that he will be featured on this week’s episode of America’s Next Top Model. OMG. We are so jealous happy of for him.
•After forgetting her name we hope Madonna pulls a Kathy Griffin on Guy.
•Be sure to catch Todd Oldham's new show Handmade Modern, where the designer makes "accessories and furnishings using the colorful and practical ideas inspired by mid-century modern design." We really just want to see the guest stars: Elizabeth Berkley, Joan Jett, Susan Sarandon, and Amy Sedaris.
•Lil' Kim's album drops today. It is unlikely she makes the launch party.
•We know all there is to know about the crying game. So we would flip out if this season’s America’s Next Top Model has a transexual in the running.
•Our reader Michael tells us “you are remiss in your queer round-up at the 92nd Street Y to not mention an appearance by Alan Hollinghurst, queer author extraordinaire and Booker prize winner for last year's The Line of Beauty, not to mention some of the hottest man on man fuck scenes ever committed to print in The Swimming Pool Library.” Note to interns: Get that book stat. Hollinghurst is slated for October 23rd.
•The perfect party companion is not the boy you met last week online nor is it your new a bottle of Tattinger. What we all should bring with us to friend’s homes this Holiday season is Just A Drop. Because matches really don’t work.
•The gays are taking over Denver and Chicago this weekend for two separate conferences. Woohoo! This means many out of town one-night stands at airport Holiday Inns.
•Arjan has a link to Andy Bell's new video for the first single "Crazy" from his debut solo album. The video is in fact not low budget. It was shot by Al and Al, a British art duo whose work just looks cheap.
